THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD! WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
Sigh, AGarry doesn't call anyone. He creeps around the house making scared faces like Daphne in Scooby Doo and then goes down the pub to get pissed with Billy. While he is gone, the Truant Twinz break in again (btw, if the security in his house is so bad that pregnant 15 yr olds can come and go at will, I'm surprised that he's got any furniture and electrical appliances left in there at all) and set up a new booby trap. While they are in there, Rainman Charlie returns from his hols in Brighton and catches them at it. They run away while he lumbers after them bellowing like a distressed yeti.

Dole Scum Keef has an invalidity/skiving assessment coming up. Let's hope they sentence him to hard labour.

Denman overhears Shazza cooing on the phone to Colin Faux-rell and grinds his teeth. Vickney says she is going to have a proper talk with Dadfriend, finds out the whole sorry story and later accuses LadyDen of being a spiteful, interfering cow. Shut up vickney.

Bunny Boiler Glenn (tm Filmfan - are you happy now? eh? eh?) Farrahs her hair and pops up to whine at MMartin again ("Blah blah blah, I'm a big stalker, stalk stalk stalk"). When he says he hasn't told Moomin yet, she says that she'll tell Moomin and goes round to tell her right then. She doesn't find Moomin immediately and spends the next 15 mins lurking behind shrubbery and making mentalist faces. Moomin has to go on a special residential nursing/plot contrivance course but says she'll commute instead so she can see MMartin and be there for Dot when she gets out of orspital.

DJ Ross is banned from driving for a year. Looooserrrr!

Some tanned uberhunk shows up at the Vic looking for Slutty. Fool thinks he is some kind of crazy man-whore but it turns out that he is just a promoter who arranged with Slutty to meet up and book male stripper evenings. Fool thinks Uberhunk is trying to get into Slutty's knickers and tells him to fuck away off. Uberhunk says that he thought Slutty and Fool were fun-loving and wacky but it turns out that Slutty is married to a sadsack jealous loser. Fool throws him out and the extras in the pub make "cor blimey!" type faces. All together now: Fool = sad.

Dot gets out of hospital. It seems she is completely cured. She has a couple of sweet, yet inconsequential, scenes with Jim and Denman.

Quentin tarantino pops round to visit Byrite for some afternoon delight (skyrockets in flight) and also to tell him that some bloke is selling some bookies or something. Byrite says he will scrounge the money off Sham to buy the bookies. He plots a cunning plan where he pretends he has loads of money and will sign half of it over to Sham. He is expecting her to say "you can have half of my shit too!" but instead she says "cool!" and plans mammoth shopping trips. Ha ha! Byrite tries again and lays on more romantic bollocks and this time Sham falls for it and offers to put half of the Mitchell Mighty Empire in his name. Byrite gets his lawyer to draw up papers but in the meantime Sham mentions it to Minty - he instantly grabs his batphone and phones Bent Lawyer Marcus.

Glenn accosts Moomin by Losers Bench and arranges a girly chat/lunch with her. Martin spies them chatting from his market stall and dashes over at the last minute. He horns in on their lunch and does everything (including tipping water over Moomin) to stop Glenn spilling the beans. While Moomin is changing, MMartin tells Glenn to back off and that he will tell Moomin for sure. Glenn leaves and Moomin is all Moomin Powers Activate; she wanted to tell me something and I wasn't there for her! I'll never get to heaven now! MMartin says he has something rilly rilly important to say but then bottles it and just says that he thinks Moomin should stay residentially on the plot contrivance course. Moomin doesn't seem convinced but says she will go and hugs Martin anyway. Right Martin, you have a week to kill Glenn and dispose of the body!