DULL-OWEEN
Billy decides to have a lame "Mr and ms" couples film quiz in the Vic
to give away free membership to the videoshop. You mean people have to
pay for the privilege of renting 3 yr old films? It is specially
designed to a) make single people feel like sad pitiful losers and b)
to "subtly" reveal the states of people's relationships.
Kareena and Mickney decide to tell her idiot brothers about their new
found lurve. DJ Ross and Adull giggle and make "ew, gross!" faces,
because apparently they are 8 years old and think that girls have got
fleas or something. Kareena wants Mickney to have words with Juley. He
does and Juley instantly apologises and says he did them a favour by
making them realise that they lurve each other. While he is trying to
be manly, Mickney breaks Juley's Elizabeth Duke style goldie looking
chain. Later he announces that he is going to open a jewellery stall
with Juley (called "Lord of the blings" whatever). Kareena makes hacky
faces as it seems she wanted Mickney to thrash Juley to within an inch
of his life for dishonouring her.
Ian takes PantoJane for lunch in the Park of Contemplation and they
smile sicklily at each other. Vom. Suddenly Ian gets a phone call and
has to dash to Kaffee's side for something. Bye Ian! He gives some
chocolates to Jane as a thank you present before he goes and she
smiles and strokes them lovingly.
Betty Boiler Glenn lurks around in the caff and chats to Poline about
Betty (Run Betty! Run like the wind!) and to Jim about Moomin. While
Mmartin is away, she goes round to their house with a bottle of wine
to thank Moomin and they drink it while Glenn grills Moomin about her
past. She makes mad faces a bit and then tracks Mmartin down to the
Vic and tells him that he only married Moomin out of guilt for killing
Jaymee and that she's not going to let him be trapped and throw away
his life like that. Martin makes a face but who knows what emotion he
is trying to express?
Agarry is mean to the Truant Twinz in the caff (and calls Demi
"Dummy") . They hear that Billy is lending a super scary horror film
to Agarrry and decide to play loads of tricks on him so he thinks his
house is haunted. So lame; I bet AG is glad he came out of the plot
cupboard for this. He joins the quiz with Minty as his missis but
Minty can't take the homophobic abuse that follows and strops off.
Garry goes home to watch the film and then has to tip toe round
looking scared while the brats try to escape from his house. Zzzz.
Byrite notices that Slutty is gone and spends the whole time mocking
Fool and trying to find out when she will be back. Fool is sad.
It is lame unfunny banter a go go at the pub quiz. Teen makes lots of
hateful comments about Shazza being single and thus unwelcome at
couple-fascist pub quiz but Shazza decides to go along and sit with
Teen and Denman anyway. Teen and Denman don't know any of each other's
favourite films (Denman's is Raging Bull fact fans, and Teen's is
supposedly Scream but I am guessing it is actually Barbie Swan Lake or
Dirty Dancing or something.) Shazza knows all of Denman's answers. Do
you see what they're trying to do there, anyone? Anyone? In the end
the Dole Scums win and Teen is sad for being a loser. Shazza says
"It's only a game." Yes, the game of lurveâ?¦.
