VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED VS DEMI AND DUMBER
Mucho apologies for being late. Work...admin...stuff...couldn't get near a computer...blah.

The Dolescum Twinz are still skiving off skool and causing trouble around the Square until Rosie Klebb-Dolescum corners them in the caff. Demi sees the Midwich Beale Twins giving her womb-a-like hacky looks and swears revenge. Later the Dolescums steal some money off the Midwich Twins, shielding their eyes I suppose. PantoJane overhears them mumbling alien curses in the Twinz direction, and tells Ian that the Twinz have met their match in evil. Ian goes over to the Dolescums and gets into a shouting match with Rosie, who tells him she has an O-level in Fishwifery and nobody slags off her kidz blah blah. PJane says: "Yeah, well I've got an A-level in Snooping and Interfering Studies and I know all about those new laws that Nice Mr Blunkett has brought in to deal with troubled teens so watch it, Missus". Ian realises that she is indeed ripe to be Mrs Beale no. IV, and confesses his love. PJane runs away. Sensible woman.

Ethel 2.0 notices that it's gone quiet all of a sudden and wonders where Slutty has gone. Fool: sad.

LadyDen tells Denman that she made Dadfriend chuck Vickney. Denman goes: "Oooooooh! wouldn't want to be you when she finds out", and exits, giggling. Vickney doesn't find out. LadyDen; phew! for now...

MMartin feigns a headache to get out of an afternoon with Dot. Dot says the orspital is full of sick people and she hates it, by the way. Instead he decides to sort out GlennCloser once and for all, and meets her in the club for a drink. I think Glenn Closer turning up in full-on niteclubbing gear in the middle of the day is supposed to alert us to her mentalness. MMartin tries to be nice, but Glen swishes her abundant hair about and witters on about babies and relationships and stuff. MMartin tells her he never wants to see her again. Glenn sobs, then looks up, dry-eyed and EEEEEEVIL! Excellent! What'll we get? Turnip-tops on his pillow at dawn? Little Betty the dog in a pie?


what else? Oh yes, the Ferreiraz. Everybody's going LOSER! at DJ Ross. DJ Ross sulks until Martina persuades Adull to let him person the phonze. DJ Ross: "I'm a blinging hip hop garage DJ! Blinging...etc DJs don't need jobz!". Adull: slightly relieved.

Juley pretends to like Captain Corelli's Mandolin so that he can get into Kareena's knickers. There's a mildly amusing moment between Kareena and an Aussie barman with overprocessed hair. Err...that's it.