THIS ISN'T THE PUB YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
LadyDen wakes up alone in bed and cries the bitter tears of the husbandicide. she does pubby things until Sham shows up bearing Babs old licensee sign. Sham spends all day stroking the sign and reminding LadyDen that unless she gets the pub she is going to grass LadyDen up to the cops. She tells LadyDen to fuck off back to Espana and LadyDen is later seen to book a one way flight to Malaga. They hear from a random Slater that Teen is, you guessed it, moping around and LadyDen races over and suggests that Teen goes off to Spain and stays in a friend's house while she gets over her metal dog bludgeoning trauma. Teen agrees, because she has no mind of her own.

Curly has spent the night at Sham's and has a shirtless scene. Hmm, not bad but I still think his head is too big for his body. I like Curly a lot more now that he is a gay IRL, pathetic or what. Curly and Lee argue about gangsta business. zzzz. Lee goes and drinks in the Vic alone, he eyes up LadyDen and then goes upstairs and acts all flirty and offers to fix a tap for her. He gets sprayed with water and changes into one of O-Den's shirts - OFF CAMERA??? what's the point in that? LadyDen acts all hot and bothered while this is going on. Hubba hubba. Etc.

Rosie Klebb gets an advance from LadyDen and inexplicably puts it in the money tin instead of say, keeping it in her goddamn purse. Keef nicks it to take Genghis to the vet and Rosie goes mental and starts battering him and screaming for him to get a job. Ha ha ha, Dolescums, your tears are so sweet!

More tedious bickering between Poline, Moomin and Martin. zzzz.

Jojo agrees to go round DC Lucy's and watch a DVD with her and Jane. Ian is not pleased that Lucy is friends with Jojo but Jane says he has to leave her to it. Martin, Mickney and Juley all decide to go clubbing again (possibly leading up to a "my drugs hell" storyline for Juley - at least that will give Gus something to do - he can hold his hand while he vomits and cold turkeys etc) and JoJo tries to invite herself along and then tells Lucy that she can't meet up with her because Jane was mean. Martin points out that she wanted to go clubbing instead and Lucy gives her a "your head will burst into flames" glare. Jojo apologises.

When Sham discovers that Teen is going to Spain, she races round and talks her out of it. I have met slugs with more spine than Teen. They go to the Vic and confront LadyDen. LadyDen tries to talk Teen into going but Sham hints that she will tell Teen the shockng truth re O-Den and LadyDen backs down. Sham tells Teen to go and get a drink (Teen: "Yes master... thirsty now..." - perhaps Sham can do Jedi mind shit) and then slaps LadyDen and throws her roughly to the ground (sorry Sham, but you are not the best slapper on EE by a long shot). A bottle of ketchup breaks at the same time and Sham points to the red liquid (what can this symbolise? it is just too obscure for me) and discusses O-Den's grisly death, forensics, blah blah. She says that LadyDen has 24 hours to give her the Vic OR ELSE!!!!