WORST. BIRTHDAY. EVER.
Teen is a teen no more (but she's still Teen here, don't worry, readers). Big Mo cooks up a 21st birthday fry-up while JoJo cackles evilly about being fat and throwing up. Teen runs off and throws up, which prompts another of Big Mo's stories about walking around with a bucket attached to her mouth while pregnant or whatever. Teen goes: "Umm...what the who? Ah...oh yes...morning sickness...it's a trial...'scuse me...", and runs off to get a pregnancy test. O-Den bumps into her and tells her to hurry up and miscarry before LadyDen finds out.

Curly hates living in Ian's old flat and breaks into Barry/Juhneen's lovenest with a view to squatting it. Lee and Curly meet Pat for the first time, and mistake her for Byrite's mum, while Pat recognises a couple of bumbling ne'er do wells who need a big earringed mama to keep them on the right path. Anyway, Curly pretends that he's paid the deposit etc, but wait until Juhneen finds out boys, then you're in trouble. oohhhh...why can't they bring back Juhneen? If she couldn't persuade Byrite to wear slip-on shoes, no-one could.

PantoJane's not ready to be the next human sacrifice on Devil Child Lucy's list, and persuades Ian not to tell the Midwich children about their secret shagfests. Ian forgets to mention that Devil Child Lucy's evil undead friends have probably told her already. Lucy: clingy.

O-Den's demon seed has done its job (in just under two weeks...amazing). Drippy catches Teen weeping over her crypto-crinkly offspring, but Teen says she's just weeping because she thought she'd lost the baby but oh no, there it is...look. Oh boy.

Sham goes to see TriniDad because somehow she thinks BB's death is all about her. She mentions the evil drugs peddling, and TriniDad says that it must have been Byrite's fault for leading into the ways of evil. Sham says: "Is that the time? Oh dear..."

Dr Perv's back, and it looks like he's been overindulging the green curries. TriniDad overacts some more about Sham holding the key to BB's moiderer. Dr Perv pays a visit to Sham, then Byrite. Byrite offers to hand himself in if Dr Perv can prove that he killed BB or something like that. My pizza arrived, so I was busy. TriniDad insists that Byrite killed BB, but Dr Perv says he can't prove it, so drop it. It's not like BB was even his son anyway.

Drippy mentions the not-miscarriage to LadyDen, who puts on a "confused" face. Another loaded conversation where LadyDen tries too tell Teen that she won't kill her for sleeping with O-Den, but she needs to know. Teen says she is pregnant and says that it's still her kid and O-Den's not coming anywhere near it. It's all they know but they don't want the other person to know and ... agh...mildly irritating to boot. LadyDen scuttles off to Loser's Bench for a good cry, then tells O-Den that the baby is on the way. O-Den: shocked. Teen: tearful. Me: bored.