Shabbo Grave
I had a Video Programming Disaster last night so this is a lame BBC
website recap, I'm afraid.
LadyDen has the Vic cellar cemented over and tells Rosie Klebb to give
the pub an extra good clean, paying special attention to any stubborn
bloodstains. Genius Sham hides some evidence under her sink at home
and is nearly caught by Minty. Teen is freaking out at home and gets
Mo to cover the stall for her.
The cops arrive, but not about O-Den. They are trying to find out who
made Byrite re-enact "It's Raining Men" – his favourite song of all
time. They talk to Sham and she can't think what to say, as "I was
helping murder O-Den" isn't the best alibi. Poor old Sham, what are
the chances that two of your nemesiseseses get murdered on the same
night? LadyDen also talks to the cops and says that O-Den is on a
business trip – that's a bit daft. Why not just say that he ran off
after Shazza and never came back?
Poline is cross about Martin's "lewd behaviour". Also she finds out
that they are behind on their mortgage and decides to be more strict
with money. How come Poline always gets the worst plots ever?
The Ferrieras get a minicab account with Tony Bennet. Adull says he
will take Martina to a special lunch to celebrate but then blows her
out. "Cracks are appearing in their relationship" it says here –
possibly because Adull is totally gay and, depite appearances, Martina
isn't actually a man.
Lee is shocked and appalled after witnessing Byrite's shoddy death
scene. When Curly finds out that Byrite is toast, he runs around
squealing and is sure that he will be next. Tony Bennet is pleased
with Lee and offers him the "Quentin" role in his crime business, or
something. When Pat finds out that Byrite is dead, she goes into go Go
Gran Detective mode and questions Tony Bennet. Someone should tell Pat
that she isn't actually appearing in an episode of "Murder She Wrote".
Tony Bennet warns her off and says he doesn't have anything to feel
bad about, whilst totally not denying it at the same time.
The three murderesses meet up in the vic for a conference. I imagine
that Sham and Teen are annoying and keep jabbering on and freaking out
and saying "The horror! The horror!" and that LadyDen is all icy and
controlled and keeps telling them to pull themselves together, that
they have to stick together and everything will be alright. No doubt
she does her "hand on hip and head tilt" special move a few times. In
the end Sham calls her a "cold hearted bitch" and LadyDen goes mental
and slaps her. Good.
