SQUEAKY'S DOWNWARD SPIRAL
Lots of non comedy nonsense with the Ferriera Kidz trying to get hold of a live rat to put in Gavin's flat. Dadvis horns in on the anti-Gavin campaign when Shirley is nice to him about it and he thinks he might get a shag out of it. In the end, MY Gus catches a rat and Scalliq breaks into Gavin's flat to plant it using previously unknown ninja-skillz. Meanwhile, DJ Ross discovers that Scalliq is a pusher after Denman sacks him from the DJ job at the club. Gavin starts gloating that he has won because the Ferrieras have stopped their Extreme Noise Terror campaign and earns extra Evil Points by being a bit racist. Shirley and the Ferrieras all stand around in her flat and laugh merrily when they hear Gavin screaming and spazzing out about the rat but then DJ Ross arrives, all ready to have a homo-erotic manly confrontation with Scalliq.

Sham asks Ian for more catering work but when he suggests she work in the chippie she just walks away as though he is invisible. O-Den grounds Vickney after the drug thing with Scalliq. Backstreet has non comedy carrying on about trying to sell pumpkins and halloween masks.

Juhneen sends Bazza off to some fictional car auction so she can spend the afternoon horizontal with Bad Brutha. She goes on a bit about how she feels sorry for Barry now that he loves her and all. Trini-dad and yolande come home early and trap Juhneen in the bedroom. Jay-sus, this plot has been running longer than The Mousetrap.

Squeaky gets a post card from Lou and instantly has to run off to buy a bottle of Thunderbird. She starts hitting the bottle as soon as she gets to the club and O-Den sacks her sorry ass. She pleads with him to keep her job and also to vanquish fill and strangely starts channeling Mark E Smith ("You promised-uh!") but for O-den, drunken whiny women = Angie, so he throws her out. Squeaky spends the rest of the episode staggering around, gibbering, flinching at kiddies in halloween masks, glaring at babies in a snatcher-y fashion and rolling round in the gutter. Squeaky, you're so wacky! In the end she goes home, vaguely waves Lou's fairy wings around and then finds a bottle of pills in a drawer and looks thoughtful. Do it! Do it!