HE'S STILL, HE'S STILL DENNY FROM THE BLOCK

Denman watches the Brand New Heavies stalking O-Den and then saunters off and leaves them to it.

Shazza is still screaming at Vickney about how dare she bring Shazza's much beloved father to come and see her. In the end, Vickney bursts into tears and runs away. Denman comes in and Shazza has a go at him too and says that she never wants to shag him again because she reminds him too much of O-Den and that it is creepy, sick and wrong. Denman tries the "I was there! I know it was special for you!" line and when that doesn't work asks if he was just some stand in for shazza pervo type fantasies and suggests that they work out Shazza's oepipal type issues in thuh sack. Shazza smacks him. Denman gives O-Dens hideous chunky signet ring back and mentions that O-Den is about to meet death-by-acid-jazz at the hands of the Brand New Heavies. Shazza makes wibbly faces and runs off to save O-Den. She is one mixed-up lady, and that's for sure!

Vickney comes back and Denman has a mentalist episode because she never told O-Den that he had a son. He shouts that Vickney has a loving mother but Denman's mother used to chain him to the radiator and let her boyfriends slap him around. Yikes. He gets right up in vickney's face, turns bright red, all his veins bulge out and spits a lot. Mmmm, scenery tasty. Vickney cries (yet again) and Denman stomps off.

O-Den can tell he is being followed. He nips round a corner and when the Heavies follow him he has vanished. They make "duh. Brain hurts" faces and he pops out from somewhere and asks what they want. I think someone needs to revise the basic principles of hiding, don't they O-Den. They say that he has to go and explain himself to Byrite Andy so he goes along with them.

Denman sulks in the caff. Minty comes along to mock him so Denman grabs his bollocks - I bet that was a handy skill in the showers of HM Lakeland Plastics Prison - and gives them a good squeeze. Minty apologises so Denman lets him go and stomps off again.

Shazza gets a cab to Byrite Andies club but they get stuck in a tunnel (lots of location shooting today, woo hoo) so shazza gets out and runs the rest of the way, flapping her arms comically.

Vickney finds Denman and explains how she didn't want to tell O-Den that he had a son as then O-Den wouldn't be interested in her. She also explains that Chelle's husband ignores her and doesn't treat her like a proper daughter. Also that she loves Denman and would never hurt him on purpose. OK, her acting is not bad in this scene. Denman forgives her. Vick asks why the flat is all smashed up and Denman says that he did it in a Hulk smash type rage and that he certainly wasn't shagging Shazza, no siree.

Oh god, Andy is the worst gangster ever. He basically says that he just wants to tell O-Den off for not phoning and that's it. Pathetic. Why not just give him some chocolates and a back rub and a kitten to really scare him. O-Den says he is going to fly back to Spain and then leaves. A bit later shazza arrives. Oh god, Andy's henchmen are the worst henchmen ever. shazza fights her way past them and she isn't even wearing sensible shoes. Andy says that he didn't hurt O_Den and shazza starts weeping with relief and then rushes off to find him before he gets to the airport. Run Shazza, run!

Shazza stands around at some other random location for a bit and then goes back to the canal. O-Den jumps out from behind yet another bush and shazza runs up to him and apologises for wishing he was dead. They hug and bond and make fun of Vickney's clothes. They talk a lot but it isn't very interesting (ie. I have totally forgotten what they were going on about). Shazza asks him to stay (like duh, we all know he isn't going back to Spain) so he goes back to the flat with her. Vickney and Denman are there. Vickney and shazza both squeal and hug O-Den while Denman just glowers at him psychotically. Elsewhere the Slaters start muttering angrily that they are no longer the most fucked- up and dramatic family on the Square.