LEAVE VICK, ON A JET PLANE

Shirley continues to lurk round the Vic, making a glass of Kia-Ora last for 4 hopurs and pestering Ash for company. Ash is still cagey about his faux Eng Lit job. Maybe shirley is going to be the new, female Dr Perv and will set up a Dadvis/Ash joint account, if you know what I mean.

Poline won't lend Martin any money to go out so he brings some floozy home and Poline and Gay Pike have to listen to them slapping and tickling upstairs. Poline and Gay Pike titter girlishly, the freaks.

Trinidad, Bad Brutha and Yolande - more cleaning shenanigans. Bored now.

Little Mo sends accusatory radio dedications to Billy. He has the genius idea of telling Shazza that he found the money in the bog. Eventually shazza says that she doesn't want drug money on the premises and doesn't even think of putting, like, £50 a week through the books so it doesn't make that much of a difference. Sheesh. She gives the money back to billy. Doh. Just give it to charity, you great mook.

Sullen has nothing else to do so she decides to be The Voice Of Reason and tells Slutty that she still loves Fool and should do something about it. Slutty thinks that Fool is being all cagey etc because he has a new lady friend (when actually is because of Ethel 2.0's secret mentalism). The music providing person is on top form, with both Duran Duran and PJ Harvey in the background at the Vic. Rock! Slutty tries to ask Fool for 2 weeks off to go to New York City with Byrite Andy but they keep being interrupted. I'm bored of this plot as well.

Squeaky pretends to be nice to Fill whilst haranguing the Hitman to teach her how to shoot a gun. Couldn't you have taken care of all the boring prep work in Spain, Squeaky? Squeaky lets slip that she has tried to shoot Fill before and when the hitman starts having fits about it she points out that she got away with it last time and can get away with it again.

Vickney says "So, my dad is like totally alive? That's bogus, innit, cor blimey guv'nor! apples and pears!" Jesus, Vickney, pick an accent and stick with it. Denman won't talk about it when shazza is around but later tells vickney that O-Den is abroad but that Denman couldn't find him when he went to look. Shazza says that she can't believe that Den would abandon her and not try to contact her. So sad. Vickney sits on Losers Bench and talks to Backstreet and Bad Brutha about their own dead/long lost parents. Bad brutha says that his dad walked out on them but it has been super nice to get back together and that they are all happy now so Vickney steals O-Den's address from Denman's note book and is last seen at the tube station, buying a ticket to Heathrow Airport....