JULIUS GEEZER
Juley keeps lounging around Gus and Kellay's flat, making a mess and saying incomprehensible things like "shizzle my nizzle, foxy mama" etc. Kellay is annoyed and alternately shrieks and pouts. Gus tells her to chill but then tidies up anyway. Juley says he is gay for tidying up. shut up, Juley. Gus is dismayed to find a piece! a gat! a rod! a gun! in the piles of Juley's crap but I am pleased as Juley is so stupid that he will probably manage to shoot himself.

Shaz obsessively plucks at her over-processed hair so Denman mutters a few platitudes and offers to take her out for a walk. Vickney squeals "Urgh! sickos" and Poline puts on her best sour face and accuses them of being selfish and ruining Vickney's life. In the Vic Sham makes lots of snide comments and suggests they find more of a family pub. Shaz stands up and waves her finger around and tells the whole world to leave off. sham makes a spiteful face and everyone else looks all surprised, like "why, the incestuous wench has moxie!"

Slutty goes to prison where it appears that the non stop rounders games have taken their toll on Charlie's mental health. She says that they have to get the money so Fool says he will sort it out. Hwe tries to borrow it off Sham ("Who do you think I am? Victoria Beckham?" In your dreams, Sham) and the bank manager (who also says no) and then mysteriously reappears with a bundle of notes. He says that it is not at all dodgy. Hmmm, maybe he has to sleep with Byrite twice a week from now on.

Juhneen wanders round gloating to people that she is not in prison. She especially gloats to Pat who is resplendent in a silver velour leopard print coat/tent type device. BB keeps phoning Nat - they have a talk but she says she still feels guilty for ditching Baz and that she can't forgive BB for his part in Baz' downfall so she doesn't want to see him ever again. After she has gone she tells PAt that it is all too much and that she is going to move away and start a fresh life. Oh, OK. Bye Nat! Your hair was often rotten but I always quite liked you. When BB finds out that she has gone for-evah and evah he is in the Vic. Juhneen says "ha ha, I'm not the only billy no-mates in walford now" and BB goes totally mentalist and tries to attack her. Denman and Fool hold him back while Juhneen hops around comically in the background. BB is thrown out of the Vic and cries and carries on etc, then he picks up a handy metal bar and goes all apeshit and smashes up Juhneen's car. Die shiny headlamp, die!