CRAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN
Gus is all torn and indecisive about the gun. Julio disappears off somewhere for the day and Kellay nearly finds the gun so Gus hides it in his parka pocket. He is cleaning the street and keeps running into a wacky dustman who keeps whittering on about films and made-up cult TV series and is clearly a Poor Man's Bill Bailey. He has a cuppa with Moomin (who has got rid of her hiddy '80s fringe, thank god) and shows her the gun. Moomin Powers Activate! She screams that he has to get rid of it for Kellay's sake but Gus can't think of how to get rid of it - Duuuhhhh! Throw it in the canal! Later on PMBB mentions that nothing can withstand the hydraulic jaws of death in the rubbish-lorry thing (I have totally forgotten what they are called! what a spaz!) so Gus chucks it in there. When Juley finds out he goes mental as he was just looking after it for a member of the So Solid Crew or something and now he is in big trouble.

Adull acts all martyred and does all the work while the rest of the Ferriera Kidz frolic around in a remarkably non-annoying/borderline amusing way. Vickney guilt trips Scalliq and DJ Ross (who are now clearly in love again) into doing loads of housework. Adull is pleased but then overhears Scalliq saying that it has probably done him good for Dadvis to run away.

Sham seems to be bored of Byrite Andy. Me too, love. Minty skips around in the background telling her that shagging Byrite is a mistake as it should be him instead. Doh, he didn't mean to say the last bit out loud. Andy wants to try and buy the club off Shaz again while she is weak and distracted by crypto-incest issues.

Slutty continues to be worried about where Fool got the money. She contemplates forging Charlie's signature ( a big "X" shouldn't be too tricky) for the authority letter but then decides to trick him into signing it instead. At the nick, Charlie has the distant stare of someone who has seen things that should not be seen unless you have tuned in to watch Oz, say. He starts going on about how much he loves Slutty so of course she can't bring herself to trick him. She goes and discusses it with Fool who says that the end justifies the means or something. Slutty forges the signature. At the lawyer's office, Evil Graham is all smug, tries to provoke Fool into attacking him by calling Slutty a Slut (Slutty says "Just leave it! he's not worth it!" for real) and starts gloating about using the money for a swank holiday. Slutty points out that he can't leave the country on police bail and suggests he uses the money to make life easier in jail where he will spend a pleasant 6 years having boiling water thrown at him and being taken roughly from behind. Not so smug now, eh Graham? Nice work there from the Slutmeistrix. Back at the Vic it turns out that Fool borrowed the money from Andy. He promises he'll pay Andy back and Andy says "Yes, you'll pay. You'll all pay. Bwa ha ha!" whilst glowering lecherously at Slutty.

Phew, loads of plot in this one!

When Pat finds out that Juhneen's car was smashed up she goes round to see BB and finds him wallowing in self pity. She shouts at him for messing up with Nat etc etc and when BB starts whinging on about guilt she confesses that she ran over that little girl ages ago and still feels bad about it but tried to make it right and that's what Paul should do. Also she shouts "siddown!", says that she is BB's only friend at the moment and acts all hardboiled and tough. Go Pat! BB says he wants to go round and teach Juhneen a lesson but Pat says that he will only get into trouble with the law. She says she will go and speak to Juhneen. At Juhneen's she barges into the flat and accuses Juhneen of being a poisonous minx. Juhneen says that Pat is also poisonous and killed Roy with her incessant talk and crazy ear rings. She calls Pat a "drink driving, child killing, ex prostitute" or something so Pat slaps her. Again with the slapping! This whole confrontation is melodrama-rama. Pat says that she will do everything to bring Juhneen down and that she hopes Juhneen burns in the fiery pits of hell. Yowsa!