GANGSTA'S PARADISE
Apologies all, we had guests last night, and then I had to cook dinner, and then I missed EE both times...and and and...so here's the crib from the BBC site.

Charlie comes home to a big party at the Vic. Slutty tries to tell everybody to shut up about paying off Eeeevil Graham, but Charlie finds out, and is cross. Apparently they've taken his dignity away or something. I dunno. Wearing a rounders sash for two months probably did that better than Slutty could ever do, mate.

Byrite Andy has begun to weave his web of...well you can't exactly call it eeevil, can you?...his web of implied menace? Idiot Training Scheme? I give up. He glowers sinisterly and allows Fool to defer his first repayment on Charlie's Freedom Fund. Sham speaks for us all when she tells him that seeing Denman and Shazza together turns her stomach, but probably not for the same reasons as the rest of us. Byrite makes another offer-you-can-refuse-if-you-want-to to Shazza, who probably does the mouth thing again and consults Denman. Denman suggests that she take the money and run. Yes Shazza, run far, far away, and take Denman's shirts with you. Isn't panto season over yet? Where's Den when you need him?

Junior Gangsta Juley tells MY Gus that he was looking after the gun for some friends, and now it's gone, he's toast. Then he reasons that if Billy can get a job as a crap henchperson/ninja kitten wrangler, he should be in with a chance too. Byrite doesn't think he can handle the scratches. MY Gus apologises and we await JG Juley's imminent demise and poor Gus's heartbroken expression - which is a bit like his "oops I've been caught in a burgled shop" expression. And his "Where's Wellard" expression.

The Ferreira tedium continues. Adull breaks down and confesses to Kareena that he doesn't really want Dadvis to come home because he's rather enjoying not being a whipping boy for once. They decide to move the Elvis gear up into the attic, but only after Adull steps into his father's clothes for one last time...ewww...creepy. Then a bailiff working overtime appears and tells them the house is being repossessed because Dadvis has been tapping into the mortgage account.

Pat beats Mo at the Fat Club weigh in. Result!