ANDY-CENT PROPOSAL
Slutty is acting like a grown-up for once. She tries to get a loan for the ?10k and when that fails she goes round to see Rapist Graham's Super Smug Lawyer and ask if they can pay the cash in installments. Smug Lawyer makes her stand in a corner while he uses his Evil Hotline to check with Graham. Graham says no and that what's more he wants the money in a week or else they will have to go to court. Doh. Slutty tries acting all righteous with Evil Lawyer but nothing can penetrate his thick, rubbery layer of smarm. Later on, Byrite Andy comes into the Vic, orders a drink and apparently pays for it with three ?50 notes - did he order a vial of Britney Spear's wee or something? Slutty butters him up and asks if he can lend her the cash. Andy says he will give her the cash and all she has got to do is shag him twice a week. Bargain! Slutty slaps him and storms out.

Shaz confesses her brother-loving shame to Kyert. Kyert says "Um, yeah. you might want to keep that a secret, *cough*wierdo*cough*." Ash gives Vickney a racing tip (and kind of barks at her a bit, but it doesn't really count as Gamblin' Tourettes) but the horse turns out to be lamer than a soap opera plot about kidney transplants and they lose the money. Ash shouts "bet again!" but Vickney won't and Ash has already spent his lunch money or something. Andy says he can offer Ash a line of credit for gambling. Later on Andy offers Denman a job as a debt colector/kneecap remover, Denman says no but I wonder if these two plots will intersect at any point?

Jules has started flashing money around and wearing tacky "Elizabeth Duke" style jewellry. Yes, the words "bling" and "bling" are used.

After much dithering around, Nat decides to move in with Bad Bro after all. While he is out, Juhneen rings him and leaves an ultra suspicious sounding message. Nat listens to it, the nosey mare, and then confronts BB about his mystery relationship with Juhneen. BB busts out his mega acting skillz and confesses that he used to shag Juhneen. Nat quickly works out that he must have been doing it whilst Juhneen and Baz were together and starts going on about how disgusting it was. Um Nat, you were hardly the patron saint of marital fidelity yourself so why don't you shut your cake hole. Nat is going on about how bad they were for using poor old Barry for money while BB demonstrates his wide range of wounded guilty expressions and eventually says that he never meant for Juhneen to engineer a fatal non-slip-on-shoe accident. Nat is shocked and appalled and orders him to keep away from her and Bazlet.