ANGELS AVOIDING EAST END
Slutty awakes as Fool is playing Paul Weller and cooking a romantic fry-up. Understandably, she scarpers. She tells Drippy that Fool probably thinks of her as a drunken slapper - no love, that's what everybody else thinks. She sends Drippy in to tell Fool that she has resigned and she never wants to see him again. Fool goes round to Chez Slater and makes a noise. The extra bedroom conundrum is solved (I've always wondered how they fit so many Slaters into a three-bed terrace) when Charlie comes out of the back parlour in his dressing gown, claiming that he's on nights and could they please shut up. Fool camps on the doorstep. Slutty eventually lets him in, they hum and har, declare their love and spend the rest of the ep licking each other's face. Fool wants to "woo" Slutty and do everything properly before they get down to rutting like beasts. That'll be a first.

Meanwhile back at the Vatican. Vickney is still stricken. Moomin offers baby-snatching advice and Shazza is trying to persuade Poline to bully Vickney into keeping the baybay. Poline is, for once, quite sensible and says it's Vickney's choice. In the end Shazza gives Vickney a cheque for £10k and tries to buy her baby off her. If that doesn't send Vickney off to the Marie Stopes clinic and from there onto the first plane to Miami...

Juhneen has a not-so-evil plan to get Barry to settle out of court with Pat. She advertises her job in the paper. It works. Bazza decides to settle.

TriniDad is let out of the plot cupboard. Apparently he fell in love with the wife of a Trinidadian rum magnate and only came back when her husband found out. Oh my sides...