CHIN CHIN AND CHIA CHIA REVISITED
It seems that the rest of the EE cast have got fed up with the mating panda storyline that is Kat and Alfie: True Love at Last? Fool ignores Slutty for the first half of this episode, while Slutty leaps up and down, shouting "Cooee! Over here! Helloooo" for reasons she can't fathom. She finally gives up and takes the rest of the day off. Later on the entire Slater family chants "Slutty loves Fool, Slutty loves Fool" over and over again until Slutty comes over all unnecessary on seeing Fool again. Poor cow, I'm not surprised when you look at his shirt collection.

AGarry tells Simpleton that he wants nothing more to do with their Freak Genetic Experiment, and tells Sullen that he wants Sullen babies, not Simple ones. Simpleton is sad.

Vickney still wants an abortion and Shazza is appalled when Shell says she'll support whatever Vickney wants to do. Poline now knows that Vickney is pregnant, but doesn't seem too happy about being a great grandma. Backstreet doesn't want Vickney to have an abortion, but then he doesn't want a baybay either so butt out, Condom Boy.

Dadvis really starts looking like my grandad when he starts throwing his weight around the stall with its new range of nasty neon vests. Adi is cross. Kareena tells Ash that all she has to do is show Dadvis what a wonderful person Scalliq is, and he'll come around and Scalliq will come back, and suddenly the entire square will burst into a chorus of Everything's Coming Up Roses. Ash is wearing a nasty lace-up t-shirt under a linen suit 'cos he's, like, a trendy English teacher guys. Scalliq, unaware of Kareena's plans, continues chatting up Teen and Kellay and taking them to the pub. Kareena gives up all hope of ever finding love again (well, look at the choices...).

The police tell Dot that her burglar has confessed and she won't have to go to court. Dot runs off to say a prayer or two. Moomin is still sad, until Fill comes over and tells her to sort herself out. Moomin wilts under the Power of the Potato Head and says she'll apply for some poxy healthcare job - what happened to becoming a nurse, or is that just too ambitious?