FOOL RUSHES IN...
Yes folks, it's the Shane Richie non-comedy half hour of tedium.

Fool finally gets it on with Slutty, but she insists on condoms (sensible girl - there's already a potential Bizarre Moon Genetic Experiment on the way after all) and we now know what Fill was doing out of the plot cupboard. He'd been emptying all the condom machines in London for extended spud sex with Kyert.

Fool scours East London for a condom, gets mugged, witnesses a Kwik E Mart robbery, falls in the canal and gets arrested for cheeking a police officer. And on the way he encounters Tony Blair's father-in-law who dispenses wisdom and an ancient lemon yellow Jiffi circa 1985.

Slutty drinks all the champagne and falls asleep. The End