REBEL WITHOUT A POINT

Psycho Nanny stares dementedly at Kyert and overhears her telling Fill about her fling with the Denster. She tries to make Fill jealous by going on about what a slut Kyert is. Fill isn't really paying attention. He runs into Denman in the Vic and Den makes snide remarks about what a good lay Kyert is. Fill grinds his teeth a bit but doesn't really do anything. Fill flies down to Rio leaving Kyert alone with the hibernian bunny boiler. Kyert acts all matey and offer PN a drink, Psycho Nanny accepts with a calculating gleam in her eye and turns the conversation to Wood-denman...

MY Gus is evidently working for FACT - The Federation Against Copyright Theft - as he insists that Rickay comes clean about the poetry scam, or else he will move out. Rickay tells Sylvia Plath-etic about his poetic frauds and she throws her dinner over him and storms out. MY Gus is pleased and doesn't move out.

Bad Boy Martin taunts Carina about her Secret Love and wants more cheap leather garments. Carina says she will admit everything to Dadvis so that the blackmail will no longer work. Martin overhears Dadvis ranting about Scalliq with undying hatred and goes back to the stall and rips off another jacket for Azif, saying "I don't think you will squeal to the oldster, dollface" (or something). Carina is sad. Meanwhile Kellay and Teen suffer from the competition.

Fool goes out on a doomed date with a vacuous bimbo who isn't Slutty. Next.

Asian DJ Boy (who looks uncannily like Ross from Friends, as Jim pointed out) is DJ-ing in a stylish N London bar and invites Vickney and the Teen Muppets along. Dj Ross and Scalliq are hanging out when Dadvis comes along and shouts at Scalliq some more. Vickney scounges clubbing money from Denman. She gets three job rejection letters so Shazza phones one of the jobs for "feedback" and finds out that Vickney, like, totally blew out the interview on purpose. Shazza is cross and confides in Denamn - he lears at her hornily but it looks like he has just got a lazy eye when he does that. They tell her off but I am doing household chores and miss that bit. Shazza grounds her then ungrounds her or something. Who cares. Later on, Shazza and Denman are bonding about Vickney in a quasi-parental manner when Denman leans in for a snog. Ewww. ewww ewwwwww. Shazza totally freaks out and says that she wants a family not a freakish incestuous "flowers in the attic" type deal. Denamn stomps off to have a cold shower and Shazza runs off to gargle with Mr Muscle oven cleaner.