THE YOUNG AND THE STUPID

It's Vickney's 17th birthday and she's wearing a brand new "customised" denim outfit with asymmetric frills and kimono bits that looks like the result of a Jackie magazine workshop on making your cheap, vile clothes look cheaper and viler.

MYGus is getting dissed by all and sundry. Vickney tries to apologise, but MYGus points out that her remorse isn't going to help him much. Rebel Martin says it's all MYGus's fault for barging in on them in the first place and messing with their heads, man. MYGus is sad.

Pat discovers that Juhneen has moved in with Bazza.

UKyert must have been wearing special sunglasses in bed last night because her eyes haven't been irretrieveably damaged by the sight of Fill's naked body. Fill goes home to discover Sham panicking. Apparently there's been an "accident" in Rio and the entire family has to up sticks and go to Brazil to help Grant and Baby Courtney in some vague, unspecified way. Fill decides not to go because he has to look after UKyert and protect her from bouncers on the rampage.

NC sub-plot. Billy and Drippy's bed breaks. Oh my sides.

Denman helps Vickney by dumping the booze in the club's cellars and trying to blame Billy while Shazza is out shopping for more vile outfits with Vickney. But Shazza comes back unexpectedly and catches him at it.

NB: more non-comedy incest is planned, according to the soap mags, when Denman makes a play for Shazza. Ewww....

Ethel 2.0 suggests that Fool try to make Slutty jealous. Oh, good move, Eth. Cue dozens of skinny blonde model types to invade the Vic at lunchtime and flutter around Fool while he tosses a cocktail shaker. Yes it is as sickening as it sounds. Slutty is unimpressed. She decides to find him a girlfriend before he gets the rest of his ribs kicked in.