NON CLIFF-HANGER

Well, to be honest, I lost the will to live this latest episode, so here's a quick update.

Fill goes to see Mad Frankie Knuckles about letting UKyert go. But it's too late! A gay henchperson has been despatched to murder her in her dressing-gown. Fill drives across town, fells the henchperson with a karate chop, and saves UKyert's life.

While UKyert waits in the caff (oh, very safe), Fill goes back to MFK's to tell him that he's karate-chopped the henchperson and UKyert is still alive. MFK - using the twisted plot-logic of the EE scriptwriter's universe - agrees to let UKyert go but in return Fill has to do him a favour at some unspecified time in the near future. Thus ensuring a return gig for Hywel Bennett whenever he runs out of Bombay Sapphire.

Then there's a long boring two-hander in the caff between UKyert and Fill where they argue a lot and then declare their wuv for each other just in time for the credits.