THE GRASS, THE TEEF, THE WIFE AND HIS BROTHER
Juley's not talking to MYGus because he's a grass. Gus says he doesn't care because the next time he'll go to the police. Juley spends a lot of time gazing at a family photo and decides that being a Toy Gangsta is not as much fun as being MYGus's brother, so that's all right then. Yolande says that TriniDad did a good thing, and that they should foster more young scamps like Juley and Unconvincing Urchin. The producers must have done a deal with the Anna Scher school then: three months-worth of attractive lovable tweenie muppets coming up!

VV sad day chez Slater. Sullen returns for the baybay's funeral. She makes a lot of fuss about non-family members being there, and won't have the coffin in the house. After the funeral she tells AGarry that she never really saw him as anything more than a sperm donor with a bank account, and she's been sacked she's leaving him. AGarry: not very annoying and quite affecting. Slutty and Teen stand about and gawp in their low-cut funeral outfits.

MMartin and Moomin sort through Dead Jack's precious things. It turns out that he's a war hero and his fiance died in an air raid. Moomin is appalled that somebody who singlehandedly stopped Mr Hitler from thinking we're on the run should be cremated. He deserves a proper East End funeral, with feathered-up horses and giant flower arrangements, she says, and... MOOMIN POWERS ACTIVATE! Suddenly the entire pub's clientele empties its collective pocket into Moomin's begging hand. Wow.

Poline prepares to give Ian a blanket bath. He's saved by Kyert, who's on the run from Den and his lascivious txts. Ian pretends that Kyert's looking after him really because she doesn't have any friends or family and doesn't have anything better to do. Kyert starts thinking that being Den's moll doesn't have anything on the pain she could inflict on Ian in the name of medical science.