SILENCE OF THE LYNNS
Sullen is recovering in hospital - she looks even more smacked-arse-faced than usual and pretty much completely ignores A-Garry as he fusses around and tries to cheer her up. Charlie (who doesn't cry about "his precious gels" once, thank god) and Slutty come too. Slutty sees A-Garry collecting the birth/death certificates and comforts him. A-Garry thinks he is fated never to be a daddy. Sullen asks to see the baby's body and insists that she does it alone. A bit later on she suddenly shouts "Nooo! I've changed my mind! I want to take my baybay home! My baybayyyy! boo hoo hoo!" Doh, they were doing quite well up until then...

Meanwhile in another part of the hospital, Poline visits Ian. Lucky Ian. Jane shows up and initially irritates Poline but then wins her over with her moxie. Then Kyert shows up with the devil twins and one of them says "Is that lady your girlfriend." Wow, that foreshadowing was so subtle that I completely failed to notice it. Ian says no because he doesn''t want to anger the children and make them explode his head like in Scanners. Kyert turns off her phone mid ring - it appears that she is snubbing O-Den.

Shazza is looking after Bobby. Denman volunteers to stay and help and goes for a little Athena poster stylee baby holding. He says that him and Shazza should have kids but Shazza says no and that he has already chosen to see her as a sister not a lover. They have a super corny conversation which includes the line "There is no us!". Of course, Shazza doesn't mention her tragic barren womb heartbreak.

Gus discovers that Juley stole the change bucket. Gasp! Backstreet is out of hospital. Shame! Teen is still sad about Denman. Zzzzz!

Evil Baron Byrite sits and ponders what super evil havok he can wreak today. Tremble before the dread might of Byrite! He sacks Billy and while he is smarming around in front of Sham, Adull and Ash come by and ask Sham to help them sort out something legal to do with the car lot. Later on Byrite tries to trap Adull in his web of crime by getting him alone and offering him money for the business in exchange for use of the minicabs for crime type purposes later on. Billy grasses up the plot to Ash and he goes and makes Adull give the money back. It is all very pointless.