PLEASE COME BACK FILL, ALL IS FORGIVEN

God, EE is boring at the moment.

Everyone wants Dot to continue working at the laundrette, but when Dot leaves Jim alone for the day he ends up sitting in his vest drinking Special Brew and watching 1980's lady wrestling programmes instead of doing housework. Dot says she can't possible leave Jim alone to be led straight to hell by lycra clad amazons and that she won't go back to the laundrette. Sonia and poline decide to hatch a cunning plan.

Azif and Martin decide to recruit Scalliq to sell their mary-jane.

Baz has taken to hiding his kids toys to prevent Nat leaving the house. That's pretty low. She goes in the end though. Bad Brutha and Juhneeen fret that he is going to patch things up with Nat, thus ruining their tenuous plans.

Dadvis is all happy happy joy joy because he has a date for the wedding. DJ Ross asks Teen to go with him again. She says no but then lies about the whole thing to Kellay in order to generate more pointless drama later on. Careena has been temporarily cured of her smacked-arse-face-itis and smiles, twice. Adil (A-dull more like) asks Martina to be his date so he can pretend to have a girlfriend (gay, gay, as gay as gay can gay) but she has an international grand slam tournament or a date hammering nails into men's willies or something and says no. Adull offers to pay her (just to go with him, not to hammer nails) and she acts all offended and strops off. Later on he finds her and apologises and she agrees to go out of friendship. What are the chances that she'll run into one of her clients at the wedding, eh? eh?

Billy tries to track down the scamsters but has got no chance. He is all worried but doesn't let onto Drippy, who skips around looking at estate agents and buying cheap Ikea-oid lampshades. Fool polishes his halo and tells Billy to share everything with Drippy. Billy doesn't. wow, how's that for a cliffhanger.