ASS-AGE TO INDIA
Poor Wellard will live but has a lampshade stapled to his head. Moomin tells Robbie to run, run like the wind, to catch up with Nita. They all meet up, fight a bit, decide that they love each other after all and fuck off to India. MY Gus takes on Nita's job at the Kwik-E-Mart and also says he will look after Wellard. Buh-bye Robbie and Nita!

Dot decides to move back in with melty face Jim and tells Doris "Jim chose me, bitch!" Doris runs off and has her claws sunk into Trini-dad faster than you can say "hormone replacement therapy".

non comedy subplot - Fool and Backstreet thought they were getting hot date action but instead they have 4 new foxy barmaids. Can you say "sexual harrassment"?

Sham sacks Vickney for being annoying but then Vickney manipulates Shazza and Shazza gives her her job back. Sham makes quivery lip faces.

sham continues to stalk Rickay. She sees the unfeasibly cheap house listings that he is collecting and says "how can you abandon me!" Nat decides that she lurves Bazzer after all and goes and dumps Rickay. Rickay brushes two bits of paper onto the floor in anger and then goes to sit on Losers Bench and drink meths.