TEEN-AGE RAMPAGE

I missed this last night due to unforeseen social events (ie my
boyfriend pestering me to meet him after work for a drinkâ?¦) so it is
back to the BBC website, I'm afraid. Please fill in any wacky details
I missed in the comments boxâ?¦

Mantina has no money and all her spare cash etc is in her locker at
the Plaistow Polatorium. The Ferrieraz offer to get it for her and
Scalliq volunteers to go undercover and get the money. Of course, he
is gone for hours and when the others go after him he is busy trying
to desperately prove he is heterosexual by leering at the honeyz
shaking their bootiez (as young people say nowadays). Ash gets the
money instead and the sundry Ferrieraz exeunt left, pursued by
bouncers.

Dot is worried about her cancer and is short with Jim, but still won't
tell him what is wrong. Also she "rebuffs" Denman - I would have
thought he was buff enough as it is. Ha ha ha, ahemâ?¦. (tumbleweed etc)
and says she has the Lord to protect her. Um Dot, the Lord invented
cancer in the first place. Anyway â?? the doc thinks she has cancer of
the kidney (and not, say, lung cancer from smoking like a chimney for
hundreds of yearsâ?¦) Aargh! Not another diseased kidney storyline!!!
Dot is sad.

O-Den has another argument with Poline (maybe this is going to be like
in a wacky romantic comedy where they start off hating each other and
then end up getting it on). He makes fun of Denman for running round
to collect Teen from the kopshop but Denman "refuses to be dragged
into Den's cynical world" (it says here).

Teen is determined to make Byrite pay for shagging Slutty (come on,
he is now engaged to Sham â?? hasn't he suffered enough) even though
Slutty warns him to stay away. She goes on a Teen-Age Rampage and
squeals at Sham who says "yes, I know â?? but look at my shiny precious
ring. Precious, precious etc etc." Sham has a quick chat with Slutty
and they agree that it makes both of them look bad for Teen to be
running around yelling and gibbering to all and sundry. Slutty gets
Teen to promise to leave it but as soon as Teen sees the Shiny Suited
One she goes mental and screams that he's scum. Byrite says something
mature like "no, you are! And so is your mum!" Teen goes for him, and
if the picture the website is anything to go by, tries to gnaw his
hand off. She ends up with a cut lip in the process and immediately
runs home to Denman to tell him that Byrite smacked her around.