WATTS REUNITED
Denman mopes around the B&B. The rest of the Wattseses mope around their house. Shazza and Vickney are sad about Mark. O-Den: not so much. Now it seems that O-Den wants Denman to move back in with them but Shazza doesn't. It's a topsy turvy world and no mistake. Denman comes round squealing that he wants to speak to Shazza but she won't speak to him. Denman melodramatically dumps his keys and says he is leaving FOREVAH!!!

Poline hangs up the phone and moans that Michelle isn't coming back for the funeral. It later turns out that she spent a couple of weeks with Mark recently and just wants to remember him like that. I thought they didn't let people with AIDS into the US? Maybe they met in international waters or something. Lots of people come round and drink tea and are nice to Poline etc.

Juley is being an annoying bastard so Kellay says that either he goes or she does. Gus tells Juley off and Juley says he will make an effort but then goes and puts a bag of make up in with laundry and ruins loads of Kellay's clothes. How is it even possible to do that? Maybe Juley is actually blind - it would explain that outfit he is wearing. Gus is ready to chuck Juley out but then they start talking about a death in their family and Gus can't do it. Kellay says she is moving out then.

Bealemeister tries to ask Kyert out for a meal or a drink but she says no. Ian asks for love advice from O-Den who tells him to just be himself. That would be good advice for anyone apart for Ian.

Charlie continues to "rain man" around the arches. This time he throws away an engine that A-Garrry is working on.

Martin goes to register the death at the town hall. He says he is taking a number 12 bus but I thought that went to Penge or Dulwich or somewhere? He goes AWOL so Pike gets out his tracking device and sets off to find him. The funeral is on Thursday.

Dot is nice to Denman but then Shazza comes in so Denman runs away. Dot makes Shazza sit down and tells her to appreciate her family before they are dead like Mark.

Denman goes to work for Andy and they exchange non-witty non-banter. Byrite has a hilariously misjudged speech where first of all he implies that him, Denman and shazza are in a love triangle ("you bounced between care homes and prison, between me and sharon...") and then describes himself as "Dorothy" and Denman as a cowardly lion. "Friend of Dorothy" more like - Andy is the gayest gangster ever! If he was ever in a "Reservoir Dogs" style heist his codename would be Mr Chartreuse or something. Eventually Denman is told to go and beat up Fool. Denman looks dead eyed, yet adorable, and skips off to obey. Fool is nervous and is obviously expecting to be fed a knuckle sandwitch in the near future. He goes to hide upstairs and Denman follows him up. Fool doesn't think that Denman is the beater-upper until Denman puts on a pair of really gay black leather gloves and grabs Fool by the throat. He waves his fist in Fool's face for half an hour before saying that he can't do it and sitting down to sulk. Fool aks him to beat him up a little bit so that no-one else beats him up properly later. Denman just leaves.

Gay Pike uses his GPS tracker to find Martin in the allotment. Martin is playing with dirt - maybe he is looking for some of that reefer he grew last summer - I wouldn't blame him. It turns outhe is trying to get some dirt from the allotment to put on Mark's grave - he seems to be making hard work of it though. He says he registered the death and cried in the registry office. Pike comforts him and helps him collect dirt.

Denman goes and tells Andy that he can't be a criminal any more now that he has a family (and a hot crypto-sister). He says that he knows Andy is hurtin' after Slutty dumped him but that all he has to do is love people and buy a kitten or something and then he will never want to do crime again. Byrite says he likes being a criminal and that he has a snazzy car and chicks throwing themselves at him etc (actually you just have Sham throwing herself at you, so shut up Byrite). Fool comes round so he can get his beating over an ddone with and Denman pleads with andy not to do it. Andy pretends to agree but then as soon as Fool and Denman leave he sends a Brand New Heavy to rearrange Fool's face. Later on Slutty sees Fool coming out of the bathroom a with a few little cuts and scratches on his face (maybe the heavy threw a ninja kitten at him) and demands to know what is going on.

Shazza finds Denman and begs him to come home. They discuss loving each other ina non-pervy way. In the end they go home and watch telly with O-Den and Vickney. Shazza and Vickney smile simperingly. The end. That was a wierd episode - all the timing and pacing felt off somehow...