THE BEALEMEISTER RETURNS
Sorry, I was busy fixing my mum's computer last night, and forgot to tune in. So, here's the crib from the BBC.

So it seems that Slutty never encountered ninja kittens while she was Byrite's goomah, and she wants to know who did this to her Fool. Fool finally admits that he got a loan off a shark,and has been a bit behind with the payments. Slutty does a bit of Girl Detectiveing, and then Byrite makes it easy for her by getting Fool to talk about the rescheduled loan payments while she's hiding behind a curtain or something. In a nutshell, Slutty KNOWS!

Anyway, they've got more pressing problems. Kellay wants to move in with Teen. Possible resurfacing of unlikely manhands lezzer sub plot alert! Slutty says no way, so Kellay has to move into the Slater tardis instead. MY Gus persuades Shazza to take Juley on at the club. The woman is a complete idiot.

Juhneen resurfaces to kick off the Kill Laura plot. Simpleton still can't get a job, and is forced to look outside Walford. In a Job Centre (!!), Juhneen taunts Simpleton, and Simpers says something like: "Well, at least nobody thinks I'm a murderin' crack ho', eh Juhneen?" Juhneen looks evil.

Then Juhneen approaches Ian for his "contacts", but not in that way because she's a respectable businesswoman these days. Simpers can't believe this new Alliance of Evil, and announces that she's told Nat to screw proper maintenance out of Juhneen

Meanwhile, at the Fowlers, Martin only knows one hymn, and it just happens to be the one that Mark sang in church once. Poline has a word with Arfur's Ashes at the allotment, and Martin resolves to be more of a Man. Dot offers comfort, as she does.

Backstreet and Denman "spar" feebly in the gym. The scriptwriters tease us with the prospect of Denman punching Backstreet until he screams for mercy. Teen wants to watch. Backstreet thinks he's in there as Teen imagines Denman sweating mannishly.