WRATH OF A MOOMIN
All the Watts sit around and complain about Fill and his low down dirty tricks. Shazza still can't believe that Fill tried to get her club shut down. Don't hate the playa, hate the game Shazza. Or something. O-Den says he will get his revenge, all in good time. Fill and Minty laugh like schoolgirls but then Shazz approaches Fill and says "You're going to regret that you did that..." Fill asks Araminta what went wrong. How would he know? You're the one who planted the drugs, thicko. Later on Fill and Minty are in the Vic when the Watts posse arrive. O-Den offers to buy Fill a drink and glares at him, all "Blue Steele" like in Zoolander.

Dadvis continues to let Ash build up a tissue of lies about his faux job. He makes Adull show him the accounts and then shouts at him even though he hasn't done anything else wrong.

Byrite Andy goes round to the Slaters' house while Slutty is still at the Vic with Fool. Drippy lies and says that Slutty is with a girl friend. Drippy is looking really pale these days. She needs to play out more or eat some spinach or something. Later on Byrite overhears Fool and Backstreet talking about how Slutty spent the night with them and acts all jealous.

Sullen watches Slutty and Byrite skipping around together and confides to Charlie that she wants to resolve things with Annoying Gary. Later she phones and asks him to meet for a chat. AGary gets all excited, shaves and buys her a flower. He starts wittering on about how it's nice they are talking again but Sullen wants a D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

Baz decides that he is going to announce his engagement at the Vic with champagne etc. Juhneen gets dressed up as a 1960's spy lady (black polo neck and leather coat) and goes to tell Bad Brutha what's happening. He mutters and shuffles his feet. Later on he is moping around on the couch and Yolande guesses that he is having woman trouble. Baz makes his speech and Juhneen smiles martyredly. Pat and Rickay huddle together and mutter darkly about this shocking development.

Poline asks Martin what he is going to do for money now that he is back . Gay Pike immediately hassles him to work on the stall. Martin has a stroppy fit and stomps off. He tries hitting up all his friends for cash but no-ones has any time or cash for him. He is reduced to drinking Special Brew and sulking in the allotment.

Sonia (or Miss Jackson if you're nasty!) has got her nurse interview and puts on a styling Next poly-cotton suit for the occassion. When the man calls her in she drops all her bits of paper and looks hapless. After it has finished she goes to Jaymee's grave and moans that it was rubbish and she needs a hug. At home she finds out that Dot'n'Jim have gone out to watch Kill Bill or something. She goes out and runs into Martin who asks for money and moans that everyone is being mean to him and that no-one would last 5 minutes in the joint. Sonia shouts "shut up, you annoying idiot! I hate you!" and runs away. Martin is shocked and follows her home. Sonia has a big shouty scene where she says that she still hates Martin for knocking her up and killing ol' Manbreasts and that she wishes that Martin had never been born and that she is sick of him moaning and acting like a div when he would be better off dead. Also she is sick of being nice all the time and putting up with Dot and Jim. You get it off your chest, love. Martin makes sobby faces and screams that he hates himself for doing bad things and that he'd do anything to make things up to Sonia. Oh dear, they really shouldn't make Martin try to do that much acting. More shouting and scenery chomping and then Sonia and Martin suddenly start kissing passionately. Eh?