THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Tonight's Eastenders has been postponed to make way for the annual BBC Children in Need wackathon. Apparently instead of the usual episode we're going to be treated to the EE cast doing The Wizard of Oz, and Dadvis is Elvising up.

If you're feeling unaccountably generous, you can donate online, but please please please do NOT buy the Shane Ritchie charity single.