FOOL: STILL GLAD HE CRASHED THE WEDDING
(by Mark)
Shazza and Squeaky meet up to discuss their legal shenanigans. Shazza warns Squeaky not to do anything stupid to jeopardise the case. Squeaky? Do something stupid? What are the chances of that happening? Bent Lawyer Marcus finds out what is going on (somehow) and warns Fill. Fill has a bratty fit and says he will spend any amount of money to make the problem go away. BLM toadies off and finds Squeaky sitting alone in the caff. He tries the whole “you’re a tramp, a drunk and an unfit mother!” routine but Squeaky shows a bit of spine for once and says “See you in court, bitch!”

Ash, Dadvis, Shirley. Blah blah blah. Ash still hasn’t told Dadvis

Fool can’t get a venue for the wedding on xmas day at such short notice. He has the genius idea of getting married at the Vic. Getting married at your workplace; how romantic. I know that if I ever wed it will certainly be in my crappy hessian coated office cubicle. (Sarah: Don't you need a special marriage venue licence thingy for that?) He goes to the council to get a licence or something (Sarah: ahaahhh) and has to smarm round the civil service lady to get the licence extra quick. The civil service lady looks a bit like a klingon in the forehead/hair area. Mission accomplished, Fool then worries about whether Slutty will approve of his wacky idea. I can’t even remember if he tells her or not. Oh well….

Fill and the Dens continue to plot their crime. The Dens bicker the whole time and Denman continues to act like a “loose cannon”. Fill gives his grease monkeys the morning off so he can make some dodgy number plates at the Arches but A-Garry catches him making them when he pops in with Sullen to “talk”. Sham and Kyert pop up every now and again but they don’t really do anything interesting. Denman pretends to get drunk when he should be resting before the job and gets into a contrived scuffle with some bloke in the Vic. The fuzz come along and drag Denman off to cool down in the cells. Denman smirks evilly, just in case anyone in the audience is as stupid as Fill and doesn’t realise that it’s a set up. Fill says that he will take Denman’s place and break into the factory. Mug.