TRIN-DECENT PROPOSAL
A-Garry can't help boasting to Rickay (Rickay? Is he still in it?) that he has got three birds on the go. Rickay falls to his knees and shouts that it must be a sign of the apocalypse. Not really, he explains that Sullen, Posh and Simpleton are bound to talk to each other at some point and that A-G will be in big trouble when they do. A-Garry makes faces like "thinking hard! brain hurts!" Sullen shows up, still all pleased that she can shag Gaz without having to pretend that she likes him. She has lost an earring. Also she implies that A-G has a huge cock. Thanks for that, Sullen. Annoying Garry is instantly paranoid that one of his other bitches will find the earring. Simpleton appears long enough to tell him to save his energy for later. Grrr! Posh shows up to have her flanges adjusted and A-Garry tries to dump her by letting her down gently. She instantly spots the tell tale earing on the floor, realises what is going on, goes mental and runs away to tell Sullen. Ruh roh.

Dadvis phones Shirley to ask her out, right when Ash is macking on her. Of course, Ash instantly loses interest and gets dressed. Shirley accepts the date and whimpers that she didn't know what to say. Jesus, is saying "no" much harder than saying "yes"? Later on, Ash lurks outside the betting shop, sweating and jonesing real bad, so he can tell her to tell Dadvis that she isn't interested. At the date, Shirley says she only sees Dadvis as a friend and leaves. Dadvis later tells Ash that he sees it as a challenge. Ash fails to tell Dadvis that Shirley is his lady and instead looks a bit hapless.

Fill catches Squeaky staying out late with Lou and grassing him up to Kyert for being mean. He says that if she doesn't wind her neck in then he won't let her see Lou at all. Squeaky flaps around impotently in her faux burberry mac.

Ethel 2.0 is out of hospital with a headscarf covering her NON EXISTENT OPERATION scar. Slutty is really nice to her. Bless.

Go Go Girl Detective Shazza!!! She asks Denman what was in the briefcase but he fobs her off with lies. Shazza later finds the suitcase, but it is empty. She deduces that Denman was lying by asking O-Den cunning detective type questions. She approaches Talon Queen Kyert and tells her that Fill and the Dens are doing crime. Kyert says that she trusts her Fill. It is all about trust, trust, trust! Sham has one scene where she whines about her crappy job. O-Den tells Fill that Denman is going to be their wingman on the crime. Fill says no but he can't find anyone else to do the job as he has no mates. Denman keeps teasing Fill in a vaguely flirty way. Is there something you want to tell us, Denman? Shazza confronts Denman with her detective evidence but he fobs her off with a different lie. She believes him that time but then sees Fill and the Dens plotting in the Vic and does that thing with her jaw.

Ugh, this plot is so half baked that I think I am coming down with e coli. Pious Ex raises the price for Yolande to 15k. Trini-dad is tempted but says no. P-Ex gets the cash out and rubs it in Trini-Dad's face to tempt him even more. Bad Brutha says that he should take the money. Trini-Dad still says no as his love is worth more than mere delicious money. I don't think it would be too hard to keep both the cash and Yolande, but that's just me. P-Ex tells Yolande that Trini-Dad offered to sell her for cash money and arranges it so that Yolande catches TriniDad fingering the dough. P-Ex makes a really smug "My evil plan has worked!" face and Trini-Dad looks devastated. Yolande has apparently been struck blind for plot purposes as she doesn't notice this. She takes the money and says that both of them can fuck away off and then leaves.