There's some nonsense about Drippy not realising that she is getting married in a gospel church. Slutty has to wear a "sexy elf" outfit which she customises with a face like a smacked arse. Her and Dr Perv argue about what to tell Teen. In the end Dr Perv summons Teen to the B and B and says "You're dumped. Bye" but Slutty still won't put out and runs off to comfort Teen. Teen moans and acts like a big drama queen. blah blah, I'll never meet anyone else, etc. Her blonde mate (worst. actress. ever.) tries to comfort her. Teen ends up crying on Slutty's elf-style bosom.

Jim and that blonde granny from Brookside have an aerobics class party at the Vic and do the Lindy Hop or something while Gay "no life of my own" Pike spies on them and reports to jealous Dot on his mobile.

Backstreet and Martin plan their weekend of teen fumbling. Martin finds his car keys hidden behind a photo of Arfur.

Moomin and Jaymee moan about Fill a lot. Jaymee apologises for being a big loser and always being poor. Babs moans to Fill about him being harsh to Jaymee. Fill "Faymily don't do bad things to each other". Babs "Except when you shagged Grant's wife". Fill: looks thoughtful. Jaymee spots the evil sk8er bois and chases them, using his Mitchell manliness to get Bab's purse back off them. Later on Fill shows up and gives Jaymee the money to get back the One Ring as an apology. Jaymee tells Sonia to wait for him and goes off to redeem the Ring. they say that they wuv each other.

Jaymee comes out of the station with the Ring and decides to buy some flowers for Sonia. But the Ring had a will of it's own and betrayed Isildur. Oops, I mean, Martin and Backstreet come barrelling round the corner in Martin's HURTLING STEEL ENGINE OF DEATH. Martin is txting HFG when Backstreet spots Jaymee in the middle of the road.

"Look out! Look out!" crash!