Slutty is racked with guilt after her moment of weakness with Dr Perv and expresses this by wearing a three inch wide gold choker and extra thick clown style lipstick. She sets up a gift box so everyone can send Teen an Xmas present. Drippy writes out her wedding invitations and puts one in the box for Teen too. Slutty is in a bad mood and shouts at Fool a lot. Good. Dr Perv and Slutty have a Talk and say it was a mistake and that it would be sick and wrong for them to go out when Dr P was just engaged to her daughter. Like, DUHHH!

Bad Brutha decides to help get Dr Perv laid and invites him out for an evening of drinking etc. When Dr Perv shows up, Bad Brutha has roped in two cheap floozies to come along and Dr Perv has a bratty fit and runs away.

The Slaters and Fill tease Charlie and Babs respectively about their boring non-relationship. Charlie and Babs say they will do whatever they want.

Jaymee can’t get any work. I wouldn’t worry about it too much mate, you won’t be needing any long term savings.

It is the twins’ birthday party. Baby hungry Moomin looks after Rickay’s kid. Simpleton and Natalie have a chat about how Ian is acting weird about the pregnancy. Natalie talks about how Barry acted when she was pregnant and Simpleton says “But Barry is retarded. It’s not the same thing.” (not really). They have the party and Ian acts all nice etc but you know he doesn’t mean it. Later on he goes to the Vic and chats to Fool. He says he hasn’t forgiven Simpleton really and he’s going to make her pay, he’s going to make them all pay!!! (um, Ian, since you’ve been married you snogged Mel and consorted with Juhneen and then had a secret vascectomy when you knew your wife wanted a kid, so shut up.)

While tidying up at the Vic, Slutty drops a load of glass and then “accidentally” cuts her hand on it. Fool insists that she gets medical treatment and takes her round to Dr Perv’s. After Fool has sodded off, Dr Perv looks at her hand and then starts licking it. Eww. I don’t think “kissing it better” is what they taught you at medical school. They stare at each other for a bit and then start snogging. They know it’s wrong, but it feels so right. Or something.