Sorry dear readers, it looks like we both missed monday's ep...

Fill is carted off to be questioned by the lady copper while the mobile phones salesman looking copper searches the house.

Meanwhile Ian is sitting drinking in the vic and cursing the fickleness of women. When Fool Moon tells him he has had enough to drink Ian says, embarrassingly "But it takes the pain away!" (shirtwatch: FM is wearing a black one with purple and white rainbows, like a goth "my little pony"). Fool Moon's granny pitches up and she has comedy alzheimers disease. kill me now. Backstreet Moon wants her to stay with them but Fool says he may have to go on the lam when his deception is uncovered. Granny Moon rifles through drawers at random and finds Lisa's passport (apparently Lisa was born in 1970, shyeah right).

Lady copper reveals that they found Fill's jacket in Portugal and it was covered in Lisa's blood. LC tries to enrage Fill by mocking the fact that all his ex-wives emigrate but Fill's creepy lawyer defuses the situation. In the end they have to let him go.

Babs gets the passport off Granny Moon, looks conflicted for a sec and then burns it.

Jim has aerobics with the old lady who was giving him the eye in the quiz. Robbie is worried about being fat, so he joins the class too. ugh.

Gay Pike finds Hard Faced Girl's undies and says he is disappointed in Martin (for being heterosexual????). Martin says he and HFG are going on holiday to rent a cottage and that no-one can stop them.

Ian decidesto talk to Simpleton while he is drunk but Simpleton has reverted to harpy mode after Ian spent all day in the pub and so fucks off without giving him the chance. Boring.