The Moon Family Cretinson are in full effect. The REAL Chris Whoever appears and demands to see Babs. Fool (who is wearing the gayest shirt in Christendom) and Backstreet flap around saying "we're done for" before sending Granny Moon (aka Ethel 2.0) to pretend to be Babs. Ethel 2.0 is endearingly eccentric and sends the RCW packing.

All the Slaters celebrate Teen's return. Teen's blonde mate is there too. Sullen and AGary argue a bit about having a baby but then Gary says he will make his sperm try harder or something. Also they celebrate being able to move back into their own house.

Babs and Charlie continue their secret (and mercifully off screen) affair.

Dr Perv skips around being all happy because he got laid, but then is miserable when Slutty tells him that Teen is back and that they have to keep their lurve a secret. Teen goes around to tell him it is ovah and that she is sorry for hurting him. They agree to be friends and Dr Perv smiles pervily. Later on Teen tells Slutty that she still loves him.

Jaymee: still not dead.

Martin is out of control. Gay Pike starts hitting the sherry and begs Poline to return.

Ian wants to fly to NZ and save the Southern Hemisphere from DC Stephen's evil satanic ways only he can't afford it. He looks scheming and then gets Simpleton to sign a mysterious document when she isn't paying attention. uh oh.