TOO BUSY THINKIN' 'BOUT MOOMINBABY
Short, shoddy BBC crib tonight readers. Blame it on limited interweb access at work and an actual social life.

Moomin is still on the "it's my baby" tip. MMartin agrees to visit AGranny with her, but then chickens out at the last moment because he's scared that Moomin will get attached and try to steal the Moominchild again. Then he finds out that AGranny thinks Moomin's name is 'Pam' and Moomin wants him to be 'Mr Pam'. MMartin: scared, angry, and scarily right to be.

Rosie Klebb and Demi leave Keef in charge of Cute Baby Aleesha and the housework. Keef has trouble cleaning the sink, and doesn't realise that CBA's crying is down to teething troubles (what, he's had two kids and never worked that one out?), according to the list of instructions wot Demi wrote that he can't read because he's illiterate. Don't worry Keef, it was probably written in teenage txtspk, anyway. Rosie returns and tells him to watch TV while she sorts out the (burnt) dinner, because that's all he's good for.

Mickney sees Juley talking to The Hooded Claw and figures out that Juley selling stuff stolen by HC may have had something to do with them losing the stall. Juley does lots of pointing and shouting. Mickney waves his arms and shouts about getting mugged and putting food on his family's table. St MY Gus shakes his head and looks sad.

AGarry and Minty keep talking about their shagpad. Minty wants to set up a cleaning rota. AGarry says they'll just get the birds to clean up before they leave...maybe they're making a play for Poline and Rosie? Anyway, AGarry. Mo and Charlie interrupt a 'special lunch' that Drippy has prepared for Fool but it doesn't matter because Fool offers to take her out to the Posh Restaurant. Drippy, like Teen, appears to have no compunction about nicking her sister's leftovers.

JoJo won't go to college and get some qualifications because she's fed up with people telling her what to do, in true clueless teen fashion. Poline tells Tony Bennet that JoJo is a bad 'un who causes trouble wherever she goes. TB bans Davetta from ever seeing her again. JoJo: sad.