THE END OF A FERR-ERA
I've just got back off holiday and am tired and confused - is it just me or has EE descended into a total miasma of dreariness?

Anywayyyy. There is some confusion as to whether Curly is looking after Tony Bennet's wierd looking daughter, what with her freaky eyebrows and rotten side parting. I quite like Curly's retro brown top. Jojo and Davetta chat and make tentative steps towards forming a Teen Girl Axis of Evil. The coppers come round as it turns out that Davetta ran away from school after beating up some other girl. There is a dreadfully acted scene where Davetta and Tony Bennett go on about whether he really loves her and pays attention etc. It turns out Davetta's mum and sister Scarlet (wtf? Scarlet and Ruby? Would the next kid have been called Vermillion?) died in a fire (OR DID THEY???) and Tony Bennet has been a Neglectful Father ever since. Tony stands up Twi-Wan for lunch. Could her hair be any more shiny and plastic looking? (answer: no) Twi-Wan offers to help with parenting or whatever but Tony packs her off to her tart's boudoifr to hang around in her underwear and eat chocolates, or whatever it is that kept women do in their spare time.

Moomin has a long boring speech where she tries to justify interfering in the life of her Moomin spawn - ie. "I just want to make sure that she is being looked after" - like they are going to sell her into child slavery or make her support herself or something. She ropes Jim into her dubious hi-jinks and they go to the funeral. Martin books a table for dinner and Poline moans that they are being too spendthrifty. Later on Poline tells Moomin that Martin is going to "splash out on her later". Dude, I didn't need to hear that. TMI and also: EWWWW!!!!
At the funeral Moomin lurks around being sanctimonious and officious. She spots baybay Chloe playing with some woman. Moomin - get out fast - Chloe is basically laughing and froliccing on her parent's grave and is obviously the child of Satan. Moomin blags an invite to the funeral tea. She says she has let Chloe go and throws the address away but later retreives it. Oh Moomin. How you disappoint me.

Kareena and Mickney get back together. OR DO THEY??? (I should stop doing that). Martina tells Adull that basically he is nice but boring and dumps him. They all discover what to do about the Tony Bennett situation and Ash goes along and says they can't afford to repay him for the stolen cars. Tony says they have to get out of Walford and leave him the business as payment. The boys talk about it and then decide to go and drive off into the sunset. Kareena says she will stay but then changes her mind and runs off to the job centre with her brothers. Martina dodges the bullet and gets to stay. Smell ya later, Ferreras.