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DJ Ross, Scalliq and Karrena all sit in a row on the sofa like three wise monkeys (apart from the "wise" part) and bemoan their financial situation. Ash comes in and shouts at them for giving up - they need £500 by tomorrow - and says he will sort it out with his super stud powers. There is an advert for horseracing on the telly so I wonder what is going to happen? Hmmm.

LadyDen has a Beauty Summit with Kyert and convinces her to let her open a hairdressing bit in the Klaw Klub. She then goes and presents O-Den with a bill for all the curlers and hairdryers and stuff she will need and says he isn't allowed to buy her dodge shite off the back of a lorry.

Ash goes to the betting shop and shouts tourette-ishly at Billy to extend his line of credit. He bets on loads of races and loses them all. Doh! He goes home and tells the others that he can get the money tomorrow.

It is Laura's funeral on Friday. A-Garrry and kinder, gentler Sullen say they will attend but Ian won't. Ian takes Kyert out for dinner and moans about all the bad luck he has had with laydees. Kyert says she just wants to be myerts.

The Triumphant Triumvirate of Juhneen Haytas meet in the caff. Pat says that life goes on, etc. She runs into Tink and he makes cryptic comments that lead one to believe that he will buy the car lot. Nat recruits Pat to help her bust into Juhneen's house so they can liberate Barry's ashes and give him a proper funeral, thus preventing his fat, annoying ghost from haunting the square forever! They find the ashes and Pat also finds one of her fave handbags! Class!

Bad Brutha writes a melodramatic letter to Jack and then packs a bag and says he is going to stay with Dr Perv for a while. He doesn't say where Dr P is though, sadly. Nat reads the letter, is touched and asks BB to come with her and Pat. They sprinkle the ashes on Baz's shrub next to Losers Bench. Everyone is still pretending that Baz wasn't a hateful loser bastard that they all hated when he was alive, btw. Nat says buh-bye to Bad Brother and drives away. BB goes off to join the French foreign Legion with Dr Perv for a bit. That's that, then...

Fool, Slutty, money problems. Slutty tries to get Fool to sell Mr Ethel 2.0's war medals but Fool can't go through with it. Slutty is mean to Byrite Andy but then is nice to him when she realises how fucked they are. She pawns her engagement ring (and lies to Fool about it), puts on her Trinity leather jacket and goes to see Byrite. She offers him the few hundred squids from the ring but he just shouts about how humiliated he was when she jilted him and says he doesn't want her money, just her sweet booty. Byrite does his normal thing of suddenly bulging his eyes to show how badass he is - it is like when Busted pull random punk rock faces in their videos.