GRAHAM IN CHAINS
This will be a quick run through of Friday as I wasn't really paying attention. Basically, A-Garry has slept on the sofa at Minty's after JoJo-tonsil-hockey-gate. All the other Slaters are racked with doubt as to who was the culprit. Gawd, if AGarry liked them young he would hardly have married a boot faced old harridan like Sullen, would he? JoJo hears them talking about her and tries crying again. Mo tells her to stop with the apalling acting (and let's face it, if anyone's an expert on bad acting it's going to be Mo). For some reason, JoJo ends up staying there and A-Garry says he will continue sleeping with Minty. Hmmm.

Slutty wakes up next to DC Bill Bloke and runs off sharpish. When she gets home she is all "la la la, is it morning already? I must have fallen through a hole in the fabric of the space time continuum and totally missed last night out completely." Fool: "did you sleep with that bloke who used to be in the Bill?" Slutty "Yes! Doh!" She says she only did it because Fool didn't fancy her any more and she was yearning for man action. Fool is annoying and sad. He says he no longer loves her. Their acting is quite good in all this. Slutty packs her bag and leaves, taking Fool's gay red too-short silk dressing gown with her. Bye slutty! Come back when you have regained your old personality!

Billy and Drippy talk about the baybay and their relationship etc. Long story short: they get back together. surprise surprise. At the courtroom, Graham's Mum looks at baby Freddy and says she never sees her other grandchildren but then Graham snarls "What are you talking about, you fool? Get away from them!". Kyert's long dormant go go girl detective powers awaken and she tells the lawyers about the mystery children. Who would have guessed that Graham's Mum would have given the plot away? - anyone who has ever watched television, perhaps? In the trial, the mean lady lawyer questions Graham and acts as though G & Drippy were going out proper like. When the goody lawyer gets his turn he asks Graham how often he sees his other kids and Graham says "Why, I just saw them last week!" The lawyer says "Hmm, that smell of burning must be coming from your pants, which are totally on fire. You haven't seen them for three years!" Graham says "grrr damn you woman for your infernal meddling!" and shakes his fist at his mum. The jury are all shocked and apalled by this outburst and find him guilty. Bye Graham, shower carefully!