DIRTY DEN-CING
Keef and Mickney play with Baby Aleesha while Demi looks sulky. She's worried that Busted Boy isn't interested in the baybay, and texts him. She gets a rude text back - probably from Hard Dad, and Keef says they want nothing more to do with Busted Boy and his trips to the year 3000 and multiplatinum albums.

O-Den's looking distinctly less wrinkly after his little jaunt in Spain, and LadyDen appears to have forgiven him once she saw the Secret Map to Buried Treasure in ice caves under the Vic or whatever. LadyDen invites Dadfriend over to lunch and tells O-Den that he's 46, divorced and Scottish. O-Den goes "grr" at Dadfriend a lot, and Dadfriend announces that he's taking Vickney to Thailand with him. Den immediately assumes she's going to be sold off for six kilos of heroin and a ladyboy and calls Dadfriend a big poofy designer girly, but then finds out that Shazza's paying for her to go. No I don't understand either. Neither do I understand why nobody is reminding O-Den that Shell was at least three years younger than Vickney...

Anyway, there's an incident in the kitchen which involves Dadfriend touching LadyDen's shoulder and looking meaningfully at her. I think that means she's pregnant now.

Rainman sends JoJo off to work as Teen's slave for the day. JoJo sells all Teen's stock at cost price and is booted off the stall. Meanwhile, Rainman and Big Mo appear to be getting ready for some kind of festival of afternoon TV, starting off with Murder She Wrote and working down from there, I suppose. But JoJo has other plans and steals Debbie Does Zombies! In Space!from Billy's shop. Bored.

Drippy's been up all night with the baby (join the club...), and Billy takes her out to lunch. It's all a bit awkward. Next.

Chrissie and Kyert are really horrible to a temp and she quits.