THE RETURN OF JUHNEEN PT 1


Last week was so boring that both Mark and I gave up. But in a nutshell, Nat decides that she does love Rickay after all and they should run away together. But then Juhneen emerges from the plot cupboard in full witchy regalia to discover a smoochy text message from Nat on Rickay's moby. Dot is retired, MY Gus is sacked from the shop for being a complete fuckwit, and Bad Brutha has acquired a baybay. Oh, and Dan Sullivan is out of jail. Hurrah!

So, to Monday. A non comedy moment as Nanny Slut II tries to clean up Chez Mitchell before Wiggy and Fill return. Billy tries to warn Fill about Dan, but Fill seems more bothered about giving Geordie Kyert a pair of hideous earrings, which he does in the pub.

Fool gets rid of Barmaid no. 3 (a non-comedy vegan animal rights type) by dumping a live chicken on the bar and telling her to kill it. Erm. Right.

MY Gus gets a job in the caff with Simpleton, but then Ian lets the non-comedy chicken loose while Simpers is away, and MY Gus loses his job. The words "Oh", "sake", "for" and "fuck's" spring to mind.

Nat and Rickay plot to run away while Juhneen goes around being evil and manipulative (go girl!). Juhneen even brings out the inner bitch in Nat, who spends most of the episode telling the people whose lives she is about to ruin that they are wonderful people, except Juhneen. Barry decides to buy Nat a car so that she can drive far, far away.

The final shot is U Kyert getting into a car with a sinister baldy man who has been watching Chez Mitchell all day. Duh duh-duh duh.

Then I watched Celeb Fame Academy, and I'm starting to really dislike them all.