BARRY, YOUR TEARS ARE SO SWEET!!"

(by mark)
Carrying on straight from last night… Barry says “you can’t leave! It’s Barry! Your husband!” – yes Barry she knows, you’re the stupid one in the relationship. Rickay gets out of the car and Barry punches him. Nat gets out too to do her “leave it, he’s not worth it!” routine. Barry drags her into the pub to show her that he planned a surprise party and therefore loves her more than Rickay. Baz and Nat go into the ladies bogs so they won’t embarrass the party goers with their “Who’s afraid of Virginia Woolf” style antics. Pat and Roy shout at Rickay, saying that he is as bad as Fur-wank. Roy does not have a heart attack though, as I had been led to believe.

In other news, Baldy bloke phones Kyert while she is with Fill and tells her to sleuth harder for weapons. MY Gus and Trini-dad are doing something together that I am not interested in and Backstreet and Ethel 2.0 act like muppets.

Baz and Nat have a really long boring talk where he pleads for her to stay and she says “No, I love Rickay and not you!” I can’t be bothered to describe it in more detail but Baz cries a lot. Ha ha! Nat and rickay are about to leave when Juhneen pulls out her ace card and tells Nat that Rickay slept with Sham. Nat is horrified and says “How could you do that to me, blah blah.” Rickay tries the “We were on a break!” defence but it works for him about as well as it did for Ross in Friends. While all this is going on, Pat lurks behind Rickay shouting “He’s no good, he’s a cheater, he’ll break your heart!” In the end Natalie says “I choose me!” and drives off with her kid in her birthday car. Nat cries, Baz cries, Rickay looks slack jawed as usual. Nat was pretty good in this episode. Baz and Rickay, not so much.

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