NAT LEAVES PAT TO TAKE THE RAP

The morning after Nat escapes from both Rickay and Bazza (go girl!), Baz is sleeping on the sofa while Roy works himself up into an impotent rage in the kitchen. He discovers that Pat knew all about it and decides that it's all Pat's fault that Nat ran off. Why? Because this is a soap, where simple things like correct recruitment procedures and logical, rational behaviour are mere fairy tales. And he is the father of Bazza, after all. Anyway, at the height of his rant, he clutches his left arm and falls over, dead. Pat is sad. Bazza is mad.

UKyert meets up with sinister baldy man in the car again, and they talk about "the boss" wanting something out of Fill's house or whatever.Yeah yeah, just bring on Big Dan and set him after Teen Slater, will you? UKyert grabs the freezer cash and hides it before telling Baldy Bloke that the coast is clear. Peggy intercepts Baldy Bloke, and UKyert puts the money back. Fill gives her a toy lion.

Chez Perv, TriniDad and Dr Perv leave Baby Bruthette with Bad Brutha for a day. Bad Brutha gets a maternal MY Gus to take the baby off his hands because he's a non-comedy bad father. MY Gus is the new Robbie. Poor bastard. TriniDad finds BB flogging dodgy gear and gets cross. BB says the money will pay for nappies and baby stuff. Yawn. Just employ MY Gus as your nanny and non-comedy sidekick and be done with it, Bad Brutha...