Die Tucker Die

Mark is moping around, looking pathetic. He takes another day off work, and spends the day being fussed over by Poline and his counsellor. When not staring tragically into the middle distance, takes AN ENTIRE DAY to do a completely lame maze puzzle that would take a brain-impaired toddler six minutes. Anyway, he decides not to sort out a hospice or tell his family...sorry, am I supposed to care or something?

NB: I saw a trailer for Grange Hill, and they've only got him back with a mini-Tucker...lame or what?

Fill is nervous about his offspring meeting - maybe they'll combust like matter and antimatter or something. Babs decides to go to Sarf Africa with him so that he can "spend some time wiv Ben". He tells Undercover Kyert about the trip, and she throws a bunny boiling strop about him going away for a whole month and it's too long and she's serious etc etc. She was wearing a very nice Chinese top too.

Vickney blags another 25 quid off Poline to enrol on a "psychology course". Poline later discovers that she has never been anywhere near the college or Moomin,like she said, and tells Vickney that she can start working on the stall like a proper Fowler.

Kellay has to find another 300 squids to pay back creepy ex. Teen pouts when Kellay wants to back out of the stall, but Kellay changes her mind. Mr P thinks that Teen has had a boob job. She persuades Backstreet to take her shopping for 300 squids' worth of gear. Backstreet thinks about nicking it from the pub till, but Fool stops him and slips him a few quid after telling him off. Kellay fleeces Backstreet for 100 squids and gives it to the creepy ex.

Slutty is extra mean and horrible to everybody. She and Fool have a really good row (Shane Richie you bastard, stop being good so I can hate you again), and she eventually breaks down and tells him that she thinks she's pregnant with Perv's offspring.



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