Teen says that Kellay ought to put some money into the stall and be a partner. That mean's she's a regular character then? Slutty is faced with the dilemma of finding something "understated" to wear to the partners dinner.

Martin doesn't want to leave the house and work on the stall. Mark (where did that boring fucker spring from?) says he has to. Some people are nice to Martin and some people snub him. He goes over to apologise to Robbie and Robbie smacks him and starts screaming. Mark sends Martin home.

Natalie signs up to do french lessons. Barry is a dick. Rickay says "Hey, you can shag me instead of going to class". Natalie says no and runs away. Rickay says "This is too important for us to ignore" in a totally expressionless voice.

Simpleton browbeats AGary into confronting Ian again. Ian makes Gary his slave for the afternoon (but not in a sexy way) but then says that he still hasn't finished being vengeful. He says that the only way AGary can stop Ian telling Sullen is for AGary to tell her himself.

Babs has taken out some tacky quarter page ad in the paper showing Jaymee framed by cherubs with a blurb saying how sad they all are. Fill says they are hypocrites and argues with Babs. In the end Babs admits they are hypocrites and should have been nice to Jaymee when he was alive.

Jim is worried about Sonia, who spends all the time locked in her room. Babs goes over to talk about the funeral, comforts sonia and acts all concerned, like Princess Anne visiting a hospital or something. Bring back demented psycho Babs please. It is all going OK until Babs says "You'll get over him eventually" and Sonia shouts "I'll never forget! Never!" Later on there are hilarious scenes of sonia staring drippily into space and talking "to Jaymee" about their lovely house etc. I hope that they are going to pan across and reveal that she is talking to a potato with a smiley face drawn on it, but instead it turns out that Sonia has made a mentalist stalker shrine of photos and candles. When Jim tries to comfort her she starts talking about how her and Jaymee are already married and that they will be together always. If it is wrong of me to find all this really funny then I don't want to be right.