I miss the beginning but it looks like Dr Perv has to do some kind of healthy eating demonstration and it is all going wrong. Slutty won’t help and Dr Perv is really sulky and annoying. Meanwhile, the Vic wins the Plot device of the Year contest and the paper si sending a photographer round. Fool is worried that he will lose his secret identity so he buys a gold lame tit sling type garment for Slutty to wear so she can be in the pictures instead. Everyone pulls faces and looks horny when they see her. Eww. She is writhing suggestively on a banquette when Dr Perv comes in of course and looks all mortified, but he loves it really. While everyone is standing round being awkward the photographer gets a snap of Fool anyway. Slutty says to Fool that she has to act grown up from now on and agrees to help Dr Perv chop up raw carrots or whatever he has to do.

Robbie continues to be mean to Martin. Sonia spots him doing it and buys a Symbolic Apple of Forgiveness from the stall. She makes Robbie buy one too and watches them chat with a sad, yet wise, look in her eyes.

Babs continues to pimp Kate out to Fill. (Apparently Kate is an undercover cop who is trying to find out about Squeaky, btw). Undercover Kate shows up and asks Fill out to the Ubiquitous Restaurant Set for French food. Fill says he only likes fish and chips. Yes, that’s why you’re such a fat unhealthy looking fucker, Fill. At the URS there are non comedy hijinks with queeny waiter. Undercover Kate is mysterious, yet flirty. They end up having chips anyway because the power is off or something stupid.

Simpleton moans that she is stuck in a B&B with only Trinidad to look at the scans of her freakish genetic experiment. GO AND STAY WITH YOUR PARENTS!!! Meanwhile Ian moans about Cindy and Unfaithful Women in general to Mark. Simpleton hits up AGary for more money and AGary reminds us again that he already gave her all the holiday money. This is important for later. Sullen mopes around and poignantly finger AGary’s Mr Byrite casual wear. Drippy and Charlie persuade her to give AGary one more chance and in the end she relents and suggests that they go on holiday (with the holiday money) and sort things out. Agary agrees but looks sick.