Where's Juhneen?
Vickney appears to have been caught smoking. She gets a lecture off Poline, and then disappears "up west" with Martin's tenner instead of going to discuss studying for a GNVQ Nursing and Baby Snatching Studies with Moomin. She's all arch and annoying and I want Juhneen back.
Moomin is stuck with the ironing. Mark surfs the Internet for an AIDS cure on her laptop. He turns up a little later at the doctor's clutching a printout of some bloke who came off the combination drugs and kept infection at bay with a diet of hummous and continuous Buddhist chanting or something. The doctor sighs and tries not to look bored as Mark goes on for what seems like hours about how he can't bring himself to hurt the people he loves by telling them that he's dying. Later, he tries to tell Poline, but she's too busy worrying about Martin and Vickney and babysitting Ian's remaining children. Mark is sad.
Ian goes to a meeting with his bankruptcy people. Some Shoreditch Twats have bought his dodgy loft apartments, and he's in the money again. Ian spends the rest of the ep lighting cigars with £50 notes and drinking champagne with gay abandon.
Moomin and Fill put their differences aside to mourn Jaymee on the monthiversary of his demise. The funeral flowers are strangely fresh-looking. Babs tries to convince Fill to take Undercover Kyert to Sarf Africa so that he can flaunt his new sex life in front of Kaffee and confuse Baby Ben. Fill says no.
Fool and the family present Babs with a huge bunch of flowers.
Teen and Kellay run into Tanned DJ-type chappie who turns out to be a pimp/friend/whatever from Tennereef. Kellay ran off with his money and put it into the stall, apparently. And he wants it back. Yawn.
Edit: NC sub-plot. Roy, TriniDad and Jim taste the moonshine. It's horrible. The End.
