Baz has to wear a corset for his bad back. Rickay and Natalie admit that it was a mistake and must never happen again etc etc. Yeah, whatever, we’ve heard it all before.

Sonia: still sad.

Teen tries to be all supportive to Slutty and Dr Perv but then moans to Kellay about them behind their backs (yes, I did just copy and paste that bit), this time it is about a Partner’s dinner that they are going to. Kellay continues to woodenly torment Backstreet.
Kate; an attractive brunette lady with a dodgy northern stroke midlands accent – I assume it is supposed to be geordie, appears looking for Fill. She chats to Babs and gets on her good side by complimenting her nail varnish (it turns out she is a manicurist). Apparently she met Fill at hospital. She gives Fill a “Sorry Jaymee is dead” card and gives Babs her phone number in case she ever wants a manicure. Nanny has made a new years resolution to be more of an Irish stereotype in future and goes to church to confess her night of drunkenness and lustful thoughts.

Business Barbie Sham stomps around the Vic complaining that she has to hire more staff. A bloke (who is good looking, I suppose) happens to ask for a barjob so sham takes him to the club to “try him out”. He says he is from Catford and only likes beer but he sounds really posh so whatever. She teaches him how to make cocktails and when he leans over to fetch glasses they do a close up of his arse and Sham sticks her tongue out, Benny Hill style. They get really drunk and Sham makes him take his shirt off. In the end she tries to jump his bones but Bloke thinks she is offering him a job and accepts! Wow, who knew that sexual harassment could be so hilarious!

The Slaters demand rent from Simpleton. When she goes to the cash machine it turns out that Ian has used a devastating computer virus to completely erase her identity or something and she can’t get any money out. She tells AGary that he has to do something so he gets really drunk and “confronts” Ian. It’s really boring and Ian says he hasn’t decided how he is going to wreak revenge yet.

Thursday's was an hour long special about when Dot was evacuated to Wales in WW2. I only lasted five minutes…