GLENNTALIST
Denman sulks around and searches for Shazza who has apparently gone AWOL. Meanwhile Teen thinks about renting Raging Bull so she can watch it with Denman. Instead billy sells her some tickets for some boxing match thing. The poster in the videoshop window is for "4 Weddings and a Funeral" - WTF? Unless someone has recently released a directors cut with added posh twattery/Andie MacDowell wooden simpering. Colin Faux-rell meets up with Shazza and talks about going on holiday with her. They've only been going out 5 minutes! Denman shows up and tells Colin to leave. Colin says "no, actually you should leave." They resort to inept fisticuffs and Denman thwows Colin wuffly to the gwound. Colin says "you lot are mental" (oh we know colin, we know) and slinks off. Tearful Denman says "so you can't have kids, really?" and Shazza recounts her barren womb heartbreak for him. Teen interrupts before they get too boring and starts prattling on about the surprise she has got for Denman. Shazza makes a wierd face and hides behind a barbie-esque curtain of hair.

Demi and dumber go on another hi-la-rious crime spree. They spill coffee on Trini-Dad's stupid exercise book business plan thing, they lock Garry and Minty in the arches and then they flour Poline's front door after she throws them out of the laundrette. All the characters without interesting plotlines of their own meet in the Vic and discuss what is to be done with the youth of today.

Now we come the part of the blog that I like to call "It's the Ferriera's so who cares anyway?" Martina plays asinine jokes on Adull while DJ Ross mopes around like Kevin the Teenager. He is going out to some new club ("on the high street" = classy) and is worried he will no longer be able to pull without his wheels of steel cross fader terminator action. Martina does what she has doubtless done with many pathetic men as a genital technician and says nice things to make him feel better about himself. Ross gazes at her dreamily and then tries to snog her. Good move.

Glenn infiltrates her way into the Fowler household by helping Poline with the ironing and making perfect cups of tea. The evil witch! She also brings cups of tea to Mmartin while he is shirtless and she is just wearing a towel. Hussy! Martin looks put upon. He goes to the kops but they are a bit sarcastic when he describes his plight so he doesn't make a formal complaint. Meanwhile Glenn offers to take Betty for a walk

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

Oh, that's OK - no betty boiling today. Martin gets Poline on her own -Poline says that Chelle has sent her tickets to go to America for a bit. Martin whines that Glenn is cramping his style and that the house will be too crowded when Gay Pike gets back (ok, hands up who noticed that he was away). He guilt trips Poline into telling Glenn to pack her bags and they both roll their eyes a lot. Poline goes home and finds Glenn evilly toying with some flowers. She says that Glenn out to move out and Glenn acts all confused. Poline explains that Mmartin says so and Glenn says "That's crazy talk! Martin loves me! He's my secret married lovah!" Poline's facial expression says not so much "ruh roh" as "sigh, here we go again..."