WHO PUT THE SHAM IN THE SHAM A LAM A DING DONG?

Pat moves back into the bedsits to avoid being a victim of Baz’s 1970’s video nasty style household tool rampage. She is seeing a solicitor though. Finally. Simpleton is supportive but really needs to sort her roots out.

It is the anniversary of Angie’s death. Shazza and Vickney bond. It appears that Vickney is no longer evil.

Bad Bruvva uses his kid as a chick magnet and gets a date with that Irish nannie. Score! Teen and Kellay are back out of the plot cupboard. Kellay considers going back on the game one last time for Spencer. Gah, I was joking when I talked about hookers a few days ago. Ian and Fool discuss getting a hooker for Backstreet and Ian says that everyone has done it. Um, speak for yourself, whoremonger! Moomin agrees to let Backstreet practise his chat up technique on her.

Sham and Rickay make up and agree to be just mates. Poor clueless Sham cooks a non-romantic candle lit dinner for them and then is surprised when Rickay thinks she is putting moves on him again. They argue and Sham says that being with Rickay back when she was a completely different person was the best time of “her” life. Sham stomps off.

Juhneen tries to make friends with Rickay again but to no avail. Juhneen is pissed off because Baz has the keys to the car lot and is presumably still crying in his room. She can’t go to work and is running out of cash.