Billy and the Pervs are being super nice to Juhneen after the whole poison pen lynch mob debacle. Billy says he'll take her out for a drink. Simpleton stands around in the background and makes hacky faces. Later on she goes home to moan that she will never rest until Juhneen has been vanquished. Ian: "Leave my whore alone!" Devil Child Steven skives off school. I believe that this is Important for later.

That hard faced girl apologises to Martin for the gay taunts. Then Martin's car is clamped and he blames her for it.

A bloke with a Will young type face arrives to be the pub manager. Juhneen immediately asks him for a date.

Simpleton and Mo hatch a cunning plan to catch Juhneen (while DC Steven is lurking around in the background) which involves basically standing in front of her in the caff and saying "Why, I have some secret gossip! Sham is with child!". Later on a poison pen letter arrives at the Vic saying that and Babs and Fill ring their hands until simpleton explains the cunning plot.

Sonia: moomin crusader for justice or self-righteous nag? you be the judge! She runs around harrassing the lady copper until she eventually hears that they have found Squeaky's Squeakmobile in Portugal. Jaymee tries to declamp Martins car with a rusty screwdriver and is caught by the lady copper. she says "you try to report a crime and yet you are criminals yourselves!" That isn't really very logical but never mind. Sonia tells Jaymee off for using his powers for evil. Later on at the pub the copper tells Fill that they spoke to Squeaky and she is fine. Fill looks a bit shakey and has a drink. Babs and Sonia then have a slanging match and the pub manager bloke runs away.

Juhneeen has put on a cheap looking tarty dress for her date when Simpleton, Ian and Billy confront her with the letter. she says "It wasn't me!" but everyone starts shaking their head sadly and looking judgemental (even though there were loads of people in the caff and it could well be Simpleton herself...). Dr Perv says "Why Juhneen? Why?" so she makes fun of him for having a joint account with Slutty and Teen and then he throws her out. They all have a row and Juhneen calls Simpleton a "dowdy cow" and a "pathetic fishwife" ha ha ha! She runs off to Losers Bench to cry. Oh well, at least she won't have to get changed if she goes back to walking the streets. Ian asks if Simpleton is satisfied and she pulls one of her smug, hateful faces and says "not yet, motherfucker!"